Random Junkie Christ Thread

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 9:55 pm

and to add to Ashes' question, Why are Younger tall skinny guys so sexy??

spookwhore · Post by **spookwhore** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 8:28 am

junkie christ wrote:
normal is a buzzword.
normal is 2 parts what people accept and two parts what they want the world to be to feel better about themselves
normal is a marketing trend
normal is a way for the engines of control to keep you under their thumb
normal is taking a shit, having an orgasm, wishing you werent alone at night, not knowing your lucky when your not alone, and normal is looking in the past for answers... but its normal that you didnt know then either.
and its perfectly normal if you never find those answers.
normal is the word conservatives use to attack those who dont share their dynasty of ideals
normal is a way to outcast those who are different because the group as a whole was afraid to try to survive.
normal is a lie that gets retold every day
normal is a cancer
normal is being unhappy with the way you look, or your drinking problem, you whatever your -ism in life is
normal is having flaws and if your a normal person you hide them and say those flaws (when seen in others) is wrong
normal is hiding your darkest desire and doing it behind closed doors because others would not call it normal
normal is being different, but normal to some is to say diversity is bad

normal is a hangover when you have to be at work in an hour and your paycheck will never cover the bills and then seeing your government say thats just you, normal is the upper class

normal is sleeping on a street and being more comfortable than those in houses of gold
normal is the empty pit in your stomach when you wished other people saw the world like you do and the extremes people go to so they can intragrate.. well thats normal too.
normal doesnt exist, we are all normal.
normal is a lie and we are all liars for beliving it.
normal does exist , noone is normal
normal isnt worth searching for, youve been normal all along
normal is something you can never attain if you listen to others
normal is the people who are told they are not normal by the so called normal people
and asking people what normal means, is also perfectly normal
if you really read this a few times, youll understand where im going with this.
and when i print this answer and put it on my wall, thats normal too.

Junkie, I think this need to be in the storytellers forum, 'cause this is one of the best damn works of art I've read in awhile!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:50 pm

Coor wrote:Well, I thought about MTSU, but meh I'm over them. No comments on UTC?
Oh, while I'm in bitch mode...
Why the fuck do people get into other people's buisness? And for that matter, why thew hell don't they have to balls to ask me, and instead they run to someone else and ask them? Do they not think that I am fully aware of what I am doing at all times? Why don't they think that I would know about myself better than anyone else?

im in quick simple answer mode cuz im on my way out the door so lets go
utc? i dont like the place so i dont know tons about it.
people: because people are shallow and stupid create a fake existance for themself by becoming self involved in other peoples shit.
ask you/them: its easier to buy milk than it is milk the cow and people treat bringing an issue to the actual person theyve got one with the same way.
aware: they hope your not id say
and the last question is answered with the word naive

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:57 pm

iblis wrote:Why is it that I haven't fixed my boot loader yet, so that I can access myCode Libraries from Hell again?

because you need a golden shower from a midget first
you can fix any issue after you try to seek golden rain from the skies.. but the roof is halfway up a midget.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:12 pm

Ashes wrote:Why are tall skinny guys so sexy?

dunno why they are, i dont dig guys. i just know why i am. =)
to answer your question lets start with answers ive got by asking women that question:
ive been told its because they are hung better (no shit i hear that alot), are smarter/funnier/ectect, appeal to bisexual women because of ambious sexual looks, look good in makeup, they definitly arent fat (to quote fallen, we would look like a pregnant q-tip)....... ive heard they are better in bed ive heard all kinds of shit.
thats what people tell me.
now you want my theory?
because its the counter to what your told to be attracted to by media and the public at large when your growing up. its direct rebellion from what your told is attractive. TV and marketing agencies would have us all work out till we were underwear models and sing 3 octaves above our voice if people believed those dumbass trends. this is just another way of finding your own voice and it has the taboo points for being what you were told not to before.
the sexy tall skinny guy comolex mirriors the bad guy complex, and most tall skinny guys fit that mold too... what a shocker.

satanskitten wrote:and to add to Ashes' question, Why are Younger tall skinny guys so sexy??

people that use age for criteria do this list:
where reason a== the really self serving and reason b== most likely case
younger A- makes you feel younger
younger B- they think younger is better in bed or better looking
older A-those people with father/mother issues
older B-Age, experience, maturity, money.

and thank you to spookwhore for your comments.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:48 pm

it never dies!

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:28 pm

Oh, well I have a question to keep it going. Why the fuck do men always over look women when they can have them. Then when they are gone and its too late they wake up. And why are they always best friends?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:42 pm

Coor wrote:Oh, well I have a question to keep it going. Why the fuck do men always over look women when they can have them. Then when they are gone and its too late they wake up. And why are they always best friends?

Dogma wrote:"Her, quirky sense of humor"
"Who?"
"God."

sums it up nicely..
lifes big fucking ironies.
men always seem to ignore the woman whos dying for them
women always seem to ignore the ment whos dying for them
thats a two way street, not just men as you worded it
i guess its because people are always kinda blinded by one thing or another. be it ambition or what they allow themselves to see and believe....
Plus hindsight is 20-20. You can see all the shit you missed out on.
Go figure.
Youve dont it too if you think about it im sure. I know i have. hehe

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:13 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Coor wrote:Oh, well I have a question to keep it going. Why the fuck do men always over look women when they can have them. Then when they are gone and its too late they wake up. And why are they always best friends?

Dogma wrote:"Her, quirky sense of humor"
"Who?"
"God."

sums it up nicely..
lifes big fucking ironies.
men always seem to ignore the woman whos dying for them
women always seem to ignore the ment whos dying for them
thats a two way street, not just men as you worded it
i guess its because people are always kinda blinded by one thing or another. be it ambition or what they allow themselves to see and believe....
Plus hindsight is 20-20. You can see all the shit you missed out on.
Go figure.
Youve dont it too if you think about it im sure. I know i have. hehe

shit...my problem is knowing that there attracted to me at all...I don't even figure it out later till someone slaps me in the head and tells me..."dude she was so obviously hitting on you..Why didnt you get her number??"...that kind of shit...Im telling ya ladies ya gotta be as subtle as a brick in the forehead for some of us...were kinda thick sometimes ya know??

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:23 pm

junkie christ wrote:ive been told its because they are hung better (no shit i hear that alot),.

i hear that too. and i've yet to meet a tall skinny guy that isn't hung like a god.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:27 pm

gwenhwyfar wrote:
junkie christ wrote:ive been told its because they are hung better (no shit i hear that alot),.

i hear that too. and i've yet to meet a tall skinny guy that isn't hung like a god.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:42 pm

Oh, I definetly have mine, and over a year later I'm still kicking myself for it. He's probably one of the few men who didn't try to sleep with me, and of that small majority he actualy understood me. We are spending the summer togerther, but before I go on anymore, I'll sit in my corner. Oh, I have begun a sim country.

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:17 am

is that a gelfling in Gwen's new avatar???

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:27 am

satanskitten wrote:is that a gelfling in Gwen's new avatar???

it screams "the dark crystal " to me but ive been wrong about art before.

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 3:36 am

I've decided that if it's not a gelfling it's at least Froud piece cause it's too eerily close not to be..

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 7:08 am

Gewn I knw a tall skinny guy thats hung pretty damn well. I bring him to Santcus whenever I got. Actully 2 tall guys, but Josh isn't that skinny.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:41 am

Coor wrote: Oh, I have begun a sim country.

So when are you joining up J_C? We still have a virtual world to PWN after all...

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:37 pm

yes it is a gelfling. in case anyone hasn't figured it out yet, i am a HUGE froud fan. its looks remarkably similar to kira from the dark crystal. its not the actual puppet they used in the movie, though. it is a sculpture/doll wendy did, to represent the lost gelfling, those that did not survive the onslaught of their kind by the Skeksis. theres more pics of gelfling you've never seen at

http://www.worldoffroud.com

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:53 pm

white_darkness wrote:
Coor wrote: Oh, I have begun a sim country.

So when are you joining up J_C? We still have a virtual world to PWN after all...

whenever i get time.... soon hopefully
send me the link again, i formatted my computer since then.
and damn that avatar does look like Kira, Gwen. Really.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 5:10 pm

Well you better get your ass on it, because I can't wait to manipulate you..umm... I mean be in a trade agreement with you.