Priceless ride home from Tomo.........

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 3:45 am

So I never thought sushi could be so exciting....well at least the ride home was.......

"KPD non emergency can i help you?"
Yes my name is _____ and there is a man driveing next to me touching himself and exposing himslef to me...he has a ____pickup truck , liscense plate ____, and I am driveing I-40 west bound, now I am crossing Cedar Bluff"
"Black or white ma'am"
"WHite, dark hair , scruffy facial hair......now we are under pellissppi"
"any other distinguishing features?"
"um.....he has his penis in his hand...you can't miss him"

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:30 am

funny and creepy.
this must happen quite a bit as i have heard of this same thing happen to other people i know.

Ogre · Post by **Ogre** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 9:57 am

:roofle::roofle::roofle::roofle::roofle::roofle::roofle::roofle::roofle:

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:04 am

It was me!

Even though I don't leave my house,drive,own a car,or was awake then.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:17 am

Eww.

One time me and my best friend ( I was 13, she was 17) were walking down a road at night over by the Warren House apts near Cedar Bluff. It was late at night, and we sat down on a curb and were talking.

For some reason, one of us looked up at the apts in front of us (not warren house) and there was a guy standing buck naked behind his sliding glass balcony door jackin' it for all it was worth in our general direction.

We screamed and ran.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:21 am

That was me as well.

Even though I have never lived in an apartment.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:31 am

When I was like 9 there was a guy masterbaing in stopped traffic in Atlanta. Thus my dad's worse nightmare of explaining the birds and the bees.

"Dad hy was he doing that?"

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:11 pm

Strange...I don't remember there being a full moon last night.

So....what was with all the lunacy?

Could it be the the full moon thing is just a myth and the world is just randomly insane?

To quote Princess Bride "INCONCEIVABLE!!!"

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:49 pm

celticsmith wrote:Strange...I don't remember there being a full moon last night.

So....what was with all the lunacy?

Could it be the the full moon thing is just a myth and the world is just randomly insane?

To quote Princess Bride "INCONCEIVABLE!!!"

"The truth lies between Live free or die!!! and famous potato's probably it's a little closer to famous potato's"

Snap Dragon · Post by **Snap Dragon** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:44 pm

HA HA HA

HA HA HA

Sooo.........What happened after that?

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 3:57 pm

Tom,
Are you that creepy old man everyone always talks about?
In other words...
ARE YOU MY DAD????

I miss you daddy!!!

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:17 pm

um I dont know I turned down pellissippi to go home and called Wayne where he proceeded to go "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!??????" perverts

It hhappened to me and Gwen in Nashville too.
We decided to actually go to the worlds largest porn store instead of drive by it this time. we pulled into the parking lot and right in front of our car was this vagrant who looked like Kid Rock, Wankin it for all to see aimed at our car. well everyone started screaming and I grabbed forGwen's camera to take a picture (WHat , I can be creepy too! He wasnt getting the best of me!) and he took off running. I never got a picture of Kid Rock strokin the bologna.......and we went into the porn store....shocked and unfullfilled. we left after a few minutes......I mean after you see Kid rock spank it......not much else to see in the Walmart of porn stores

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:30 pm

The worlds largest porn store is in Nasheville???
*takes notes*

Xerxes · Post by **Xerxes** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 9:09 pm

Snap Dragon wrote::lol: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Sooo.........What happened after that?

word:rofl:

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:15 pm

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:....I mean after you see Kid rock spank it......not much else to see in the Walmart of porn stores

HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guess that kind of skews your view of reality huh?

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 1:26 am

vicious_blood wrote:The worlds largest porn store is in Nasheville???
*takes notes*

that's what the side of the building says at least....

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:01 am

satanskitten wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:The worlds largest porn store is in Nasheville???
*takes notes*

that's what the side of the building says at least....

And in a semi-cruel twist of irony: Nashville was and may still be the largest publisher of Religous (Christian, mainly Babtist IIRC) media in America.

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:38 am

I was driving down 17th street from the interstate and saw two guys and a girl sitting on the sidewalk. The girl had her shirt pulled up and the two guys were sucking her nipples for all their worth.

The worst part is.. it was broad daylight.