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Anyone who suffers from a lack of sex... unless of course such things are one's goal. In which case, congratulations?



i, unfortunately suffer from lack of sex. sucks! but what can i do, i am fucking picky

No, the sad part is why you forget that moral standing you have not to have sex. I'm way beyond that. Now I'm just like, "Do I REALLY want to sleep with YOU?"
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LMAO! I quoted me and not MO. Oh, Junkie I had a dream last night that you kept hacking into my computer. Any reason for that dream?
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Oh, Junkie I had a dream last night that you kept hacking into my computer.


I had a dream about September 11th being a really scary boat ride over a mostly flooed city.....in a school bus......with only my social studies class on board....
( I am very frightened of deep water that I can't see the bottom of so it particularly scared me.......) :-x
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karmakaze wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Ogre wrote:How many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse?

thats so random i cant even think of a witty retort to it so ill say 42


so does that mean that "How many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse?" is the ultimate question?

no i was just tired... lol
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oh yea
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Coor wrote:LMAO! I quoted me and not MO. Oh, Junkie I had a dream last night that you kept hacking into my computer. Any reason for that dream?
its a relational dreaming meaning you should have lost yer virginity friday so now im hacking into your mind to control future corruption..........
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Well, maybe I should of. Maybe I should of a long time ago, who knows? But, I didn't sorry that your pictures are useless now. Oh, bu tI would like you to PM some copies. I love pictures!
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Coor wrote:Well, maybe I should of. Maybe I should of a long time ago, who knows? But, I didn't sorry that your pictures are useless now. Oh, bu tI would like you to PM some copies. I love pictures!

ill get home tomorrow, then its done.
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there are virgins on this board? wow.
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Yep. I think I'm the only legal adult and still a virgin. "For 3 states," as Junkie put it. Thanks for the pics, are you still at Stevens?
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Coor wrote:Yep. I think I'm the only legal adult and still a virgin. "For 3 states," as Junkie put it. Thanks for the pics, are you still at Stevens?

no. ash-vile with at my gerlfiends dorm-a-closet....
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LOL, I see. i thought she lived in Johnson shitty
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Coor wrote:LOL, I see. i thought she lived in Johnson shitty
nono. i live outside of johnson shitty. such a wonderful scenic trip...
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Well that explains why you go to The 5th Circle alot.
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JC: Besides yourself.. who would you say is the best guitarist you know?
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MahoganyDawn wrote:JC: Besides yourself.. who would you say is the best guitarist you know?

whoa, thats a damn good question and it depends on genre.
most of the people i meet that play, well they fucking suck.
really. i know some smokin bluegrass and blues players id put in that mix....though one of those guys has been in jail for 4 years or so.. guess i cant count him... arg back to the point here..
but its genre dependant:: examples ::
i got some friends from high school that hold all the bluegrass and blues positions...
scarecrow is a really damn good old skewl metal type player
Cam plays bass pretty well
Clockwork_Golem plays good "drug bass"... as in he comes up with ideas that make stoners replay an album for days...
Codine Coma is a talented fucker for the type of music plays.. not quite sludgemetal not quite anything.... kinda reminds me of a less disonant helmet or godflesh or white zombie..
Mr.Clock is rumored to be talented but i will find out that when i hear it, ill put a good guess hes talented... but i havent heard him yet
a guy i worked with a few months back, ryan... he was pretty damn good.
this guy that worked with a few of my bands, johnG0ne, is usually the first name i spit out because he plays experimental thrash guitar (jazz fusion meets thrash) and its just fucking sick man. ive never heard anything like it. its some of the fastest tempos known to man and angry as hell yet still upbeat and melodic.. i play shit in that vein but its just melody and speed... hes got an entire arsenal of tricks he does in it.......
i know alot of people and i have best of genre, but i dont believe a best overall exists..........
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Check out my anal post in NEWSFLASH #3, you'll be so proud


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Why can't I make my own decsions without family members trying to change my mind?
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i am filled to the brim with boredom. nothing left to do at work, yet i must still remain here for another hour and a half. so i thought i would question the great junkie.

why does my dog feel it necessary to jump on my breasts to wake me up in the morning? it hurts, especially after recent piercing.

why do my nerves always bother me? and even more than usual this past week.

why hasn't the custodian come to change my fucking trash yet?

going out tomorrow night, what should i wear? and don't say nothing.

why am i so tired despite the fact that i have had plenty of sleep, caffine, food and water?

i'll leave it at that for now. i'm going to go see if i can find something to do other than get paid to post on KG.
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Coor wrote:Why can't I make my own decsions without family members trying to change my mind?

because you havent realized yet its your life and fuck what they think.
simple.
i know 40 year olds that live in fear of the rents
i dont.
most do.
simple.
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