top five strip tease songs

Noritha · Post by **Noritha** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:52 pm

knew a girl in Florida who would strip to Carbon by VNV nation which is pretty fucked up if you ask me....

I would think the manson remix of Transylvanian Concubine by Rasputina would be on someone's list.... eh well. If I were a stripper I'd be all about some Depeche Mode "In your room" and Ramstien "Stripped." But I'm just a DM nut.

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:53 pm

One of my old roommate used to strip to "Money" by Pink Floyd...worked like a charm. My other roomate opted for "Short Dick Man" by Gillette, which she says also made her a decent chunk of change (after all what better way to prove your endowment than with a fat tip! Heehee!).

Some of my personal favorites are:

Blood and Tears- Glen Danzig (from Less than Zero Soundtrack)
Operation Sex Trip-Thrill Kill Kult
Wicked Game-HIM (cover)

Can't think of anything else without my cd collection in front of me. The one public stipr experience I had (10 years ago) was an ametuer noght at a place with a shitty selection. I ended up dancing to Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana, and Tainted Love by Soft Cell. If anyone ever gets a whim to do an ametuer night, take your own cds!

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:16 am

Oh I didn't realize we were including rap. Heheh..Here goes:

Old Skool
Ghetto Booty-Lap Danz
Dunkie Butt- Twelve Guage
Gangsta of Love-Ghetto Boys
Me So Horny-2 Live Crew
Crazy Rap-Afroman
Sweet Brown Sugah-Sir Mix Alot
Who Let the Dawgs Out-Twelve Guage (the original, not the happy ass Calypso shit)

New Skool
Work It-Missy Elliot
Hey Ya- Outkast
Ghetto Girl- Lil Bow Wow
Coochie (Don't Fail Me Now)- Missy Elliot
anything by Little John and the Eastside Boyz

My goth card has been officially revoked!
:shock:

X · Post by X » Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:16 am

gwenhwyfar wrote:i think i would do the danger mouse theme song, too.

maybe even the theme from he man or she ra , as well

this is why you are quite possibly the fucking coolest chick ever

(you would only be cooler if you said transformers/gijoe)

X · Post by X » Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:24 am

RavenLunatic wrote:Cottoncandy ICP.

ONLY if at a BBW Club.

miz kitty · Post by **miz kitty** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:48 am

I forgot one!

Ride 'em, Cowboy-Another Style

ms.tangledwebs · Post by **ms.tangledwebs** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:07 am

I won't add much, since I always danced to odd songs, but one of my favorites was Fat Bottomed Girls- Queen

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:13 am

dead can dance-ubiquitous mr lovegroove
Massive Attack- The entire "Mezzazine" album

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:59 am

I like to strip to the sound of an alarm clock or a microwave oven on high with silverware in it.

But,these are songs I'd love to see someone strip to. :twisted:

Morbid Angel - God of Emptiness
Deicide - Dead by Dawn
The Doors - Crawling King Snake
Elvis - That's Alright Mama
The Exploited - I Hate You
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
Hole - Berry
Ministry - The Land Of Rape And Honey
Monty Python - Sit On My Face
And for a day when I'm really impatient...Skinny Puppy - Deleted (Left Hand Shake)

As far as past stripping experience goes....I have none...I never have been to a strip club or had someone strip for me. But, I have however had a girl sing Whiplash by Metallica while riding me. :roll:

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:59 am

Gave that some thought, did ya CC?

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 5:35 am

Mother Mo wrote:Gave that some thought, did ya CC?

Not really. Most of those songs would be impossible to dance to...let alone strip to. I will play them for you sometime if you like...maybe you can strip to them for me and pop my stripper cherry??? :-)

I love my paranoid girl!!!! :kiss2:

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:30 am

You Suck .. Consolidated is a good money maker, as well.

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 4:07 pm

I'm listening to "You Suck" right now! :lol:

Anyway, I have way more than five favorite songs to dance to, but my all time favorite song to dance to is "Voodoo" by Godsmack.

:twisted:

Damia

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 4:22 pm

GG Allin : snakemans dance

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 5:36 pm

junkie christ wrote:GG Allin : snakemans dance

Dude, I wouldn't have thought in a million years to strip to GG Allin! LOL!

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 6:43 pm

Ok, I agree with the Darling Nikki and Closer...

Also, Low Rider by Barry White.

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 7:56 pm

Godsmack- VooDoo... in my wilder days...

X · Post by X » Tue Mar 02, 2004 8:28 pm

vicious_blood wrote:Ok, I agree with the Darling Nikki and Closer...

Also, Low Rider by Barry White.

That COVER SUCKS....War is better....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 8:30 pm

X wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:Ok, I agree with the Darling Nikki and Closer...

Also, Low Rider by Barry White.

That COVER SUCKS....War is better....

i didnt even know White covered it.
low rider doesnt need to be covered by ANYONE.

Post by **Bone** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 10:51 pm

Here are some of My strip club DJ tenure Favorites (that most always did well)

Classic Stripper:
Joe Cocker - Leave your hat on
Madonna - Hanky Panky

Rock:
Ac Dc - Shook Me All Night Long
or
Extreme - Get the Funk Out

Slinky:
Eurythmics - This City Never Sleeps

Grungy Industrial:
Consolidated - You Suck

Ballad: (tie)
Cowboy Junkies - Sweet Jane
Pride & Glory - Sweet Jesus

More to come later ifanyones interested....