Random Junkie Christ Thread

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:55 pm

thats a great point.

bored at work again. ok, i'm not pregnant. i don't have a calcium deficiency. why do i crave cheese so much? enough to be more than willing to blow up a small country for a brick of colby jack or tackle a little kid for a grilled cheese. ooooooooooh, or some of that cheese dip at cancun's, or the 3 cheese spinach dip at ruby tues. i could fuck some of that up right now.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:28 pm

why? youve created a new fetish
cheese...
and you will go down in fetish history!
or because its damn yummy.

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:59 pm

OK, my first post on this thread....

my question to JC is:

why do you like the word 'POOP' so much? I just don't understand.

:poop:

Damia

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:35 pm

Damia_Thorne wrote:OK, my first post on this thread....

my question to JC is:

why do you like the word 'POOP' so much? I just don't understand.

Damia

as symantics go, its a very flexible word
but truth be told, i just like the way it rolls off the tounge... :sic:
i dunno. shits catchy. but ive been saying fo shizzle alot lately too
you shoulda seen the look on my clients face a few weeks ago when i got my corrections from her and proclaimed "we fix it this week, fo shizzle."
poop,shit,and fuck are literally like 70% of my vocab when drinking.
and of course, anal sex jokes.

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:45 pm

and what was that you said about poop the morning after SirDiddi's party?

I forgot. :rofl:

Damia

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:47 pm

You never told me if you were coming to santcus or not.

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:20 am

JC, don't even ignore my last question. I need the answer cuz I forgot what you said, but I know it was funny!

(actually, I'm just trying to see if you'd actually post anything about the conversation we had in front of Fallen)

:twisted:

Damia

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:20 am

Damia_Thorne wrote:and what was that you said about poop the morning after SirDiddi's party?

I forgot.

Damia

i dont remember
ive been trying to remember.
and i cant.
damnit.
i remember a speech about how noone uses it anymore and the usage of the word. thats about it....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:23 am

Coor wrote:You never told me if you were coming to santcus or not.

no im not.
not as it stands....
i have a few trips planned to a few places in the next few weeks, all unannounced. a few are to knox. the surprise factor stays that way to all because i know ill cancel about 90% of them from work.........

suckTheBloodFromMyWrist · Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:38 am

where do babies come from?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:46 am

busted condoms.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:57 am

when i was little, my mom told me they came from europe.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:00 pm

Why do parents who don't contribute to anything, come and take all of the credit for one's accomplishments? Furthermore, why the hell do the screw up other people's plans?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:48 pm

Coor wrote:Why do parents who don't contribute to anything, come and take all of the credit for one's accomplishments? Furthermore, why the hell do the screw up other people's plans?

see the definition of the word parent to about 75% of the US.
failures who had kids and get pissed if they think their kids wont be failures but take all the credit and berate them if they are not failures.
least thats my generation.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:14 pm

We're not all so bad. :roll:

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:45 pm

Well my parent, I should say,has a bad habit of ganking credit. So, do I bail the weekend after graduation? Or stay around with the 20 people who are suppossed to be coming up to see me? Which why I have to have every fucking cousin and relative, most of which I've never met, there is beyond me. Your thoughts oh Junkie, my Junkie

*Mo you are a great parent from what I've seen, btu then again I know very few good parents.

**I know very very parents in general now that I think about it

***Junkie I read "Oh captian, my captian" today, you must pardon me.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:55 pm

*Mo you are a great parent from what I've seen, btu then again I know very few good parents.

Thanks, I think.

div · Post by **div** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:05 pm

how many posts left until this thread hits 1k?

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:55 pm

i make # 998....

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 6:02 pm

ok everyone, let's let junkie make the 1000th post...

:twisted:

Damia