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another stripper found her way to X's house....big surprise.
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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ay, i never said professional stripper...just elvis impersonator......

and take it from me, when you are a superstar...and you're on the road..normal shit....just doesn't really...um do it for ya anymore...so you start looking into things......and you make contacts...and soon you have a hunka hunka naked chick putting her ass in your face.....its um...good stuff.

I wanna find a cute midget next tho......not JUST a midget...but a cute one......
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SUPERSTAR???????????
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Let the kid have this one.He hangs around the showstoppa, the icon, the prelim event.So yes he tends to think he is a superstar as well.Although this midget thing is new to me first i have heard of it.
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Hey , i like to broaden my horizons.


And yes, my dear...superstar- well ok...high paid independent. Noless i can still hold the claim of being on the road doing like nearly 200 shows over 250 days like a year ago......Now its just doing what the "MAN" tells me i need to do, to make it to the higher rank.

I mean, hey, if NWA champions are telling me that i am the shit...i'm just too fat right now....then something tells me thru the modern miricles of dieting, and living in a gym for 3 hours a day, inside of 5 years.....you can say you teased me about being a nobody when i make a few million a year ;)
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judas gnb wrote:Let the kid have this one.He hangs around the showstoppa, the icon, the prelim event.So yes he tends to think he is a superstar as well.Although this midget thing is new to me first i have heard of it.



like OMG.....dude you found the . key- and you almost have the.'s in the right places-

wait just a fucking minute, you're not my tag team partner....you're some...fucked up alien from another world protecting his identity whilest he is off saving the galaxy as the last starfighter- ah ha...busted mothafackoo
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Eh, maybe i went a bit over the top....but noless, i have come a VERY long way since i was coaxing you into being my valet for that show that was sooooooorrily promoted.
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KISS- Take it Off....NIN-Closer......Marilyn Manson-User Friendly.....The Pink Panther theme song.....Aerosmith-Rag Doll.....Genitorturer's-Sin City and Down and Low....The Runaways-Cherry Bomb....Enigma.....Joan Jett-I Love Rock n Roll.....After Dark by Tito and Tarantula(see From Dusk Till Dawn)....Sioxsie and the Banshees-Peekaboo....Warrant-Cherry Pie....M.O.M.-Get Naked.....ZZ Top-Legs....Motley Crue-GirlsGirlsGirls....Don Henley_ All She Wants to do is Dance.....INXS-Devil Inside....Rob Zombie-Living Dead Girl...and the theme from Mighty Mouse! :D
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Post by Aerick Ravenheart »

Also, I would like to add "Cradle of Love" by Billy Idol
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Personal experience:

Closer-NIN
User Friendly-Marilyn Manson
Cream-Prince
Change-Deftones
Spacelord-Monster Magnet

Now songs I would like to get a strip tease to:

Pretty Toy-Velvet Acid Christ
Feur Frei-Rammstein (don't know why,would just love to see it)
In My LIfe-Alice2
When I die, put that bottle in my hand
all these years on earth it was my only friend
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Post by TheInfiniteMonkey »

To your first post Bone, AMEN brother!

Mainly because of the mood off half the guys I have known who go into strip clubs when they are there, excluding myself of course, I'M not bitter, no not me...

She's a Beauty-The Tubes
This Love-Pantera
You Oughta Know-Allanis Morrisette
Wild Thing-Sam Kenison version
She Fuckin' hates Me-Puddle of Mud
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