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Wasn't that asked (and answered) back on page 31 (or is that 13)?
Do you have like, the questions you've been asked archived so you don't have to answer them twice?
How much for that subbie in the window?
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Ligeia wrote:how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
depends on how good you are with your tounge
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The Fallen wrote:Wasn't that asked (and answered) back on page 31 (or is that 13)?
Do you have like, the questions you've been asked archived so you don't have to answer them twice?
How much for that subbie in the window?

no but the ones that ive been asked a few times i usually remember and search for and repost the answer.. me memory is really strange like that.
the subbie in the window is mine, i just put her in the window with a price tag to taunt others.
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Junkie, I took the Slutcom quiz and got a 0.
What does that mean?
Should one move away from this ranking?
How would one do so?
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Ligeia wrote:how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


me and some friends investigated this on a band trip to happy valley( yes thats a real place) yrs ago. 4 hr drive,, sucked ass. but we had lots of candy to get us through. i think the total was like 509 "basic" licks. i can usually down one faster than that, but then again i don't usually eat tootsie pops. i hate tootsie rolls. i preffer blow pops. i can fuck up a sour apple blow pop real nice.

i also know the number of licks it takes to do other things, but thats a whole different story and a completely different forum for that story. its far more x rated. ;)
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my dearest junkie,

what do you think about my thoughts of moving to d.c.( actually more like 15 min outside of dc)? i could live there rent free, i believe. i have family there. the bigger the city, the bigger the opportunities, right? ooooh the possibilities. :yes:

i would more than likely be going alone, though. i don't know if i have the balls to do it. what do you think?
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Coor wrote:Junkie, I took the Slutcom quiz and got a 0.
What does that mean?
Should one move away from this ranking?
How would one do so?

i think some degree of that rating is a good thing
zero just means your still a virgin. :P :P
move away if you want, your call
it will happen one day anyway....
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gwenhwyfar wrote:my dearest junkie,

what do you think about my thoughts of moving to d.c.( actually more like 15 min outside of dc)? i could live there rent free, i believe. i have family there. the bigger the city, the bigger the opportunities, right? ooooh the possibilities. :yes:

i would more than likely be going alone, though. i don't know if i have the balls to do it. what do you think?

whoa. um... depends on your circumstances and what you want
id evaluate what you have here, what youd have there, and make sure its what you really want to do and not because of any temporary issues here.
in the its your life, questions like that will end up being your call.
just make sure whatever your doing is for the right reasons.
another thing to look at is potential. do you have more here or there?
and what would you leave in comparison to what you would gain?
sometimes that rent free family thing isnt all its cracked up to be...
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Well, there was only one virgin question. I didn't think it would fuck up the quiz that bad. LOL! As for it's gonn ahappen anyway, I could join a coven you never know.

Oh nevemind

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Coor wrote:Well, there was only one virgin question. I didn't think it would fuck up the quiz that bad. LOL! As for it's gonn ahappen anyway, I could join a coven you never know.

Oh nevemind

I just got an iblis link in my head. EWWWW!


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A coven won't save u ... ... mayb a convent


I doubt they'll let me in if I call it a coven again. Maybe, I'm some sort of pagan at heart. I called a convent a coven earlier this morning while in a discussion of women's rights. My brother said thanks for making his point for him.
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why does a guy bother to grow his hair out if he's not even going to attempt to take care of it? and i don't mean anything fancy, just some basic conditioner and a comb.

why are there still people in the world with mullets?

where were you tonight? i looked damn good and you weren't there to see it. :cry:
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gwenhwyfar wrote:why does a guy bother to grow his hair out if he's not even going to attempt to take care of it? and i don't mean anything fancy, just some basic conditioner and a comb.

im one of those guys.
seriously.
:P
and i dont use conditioner or comb it because its a waste of time and energy and mankind should have never made this part of the daily ritual........
why are there still people in the world with mullets?

theres a defect in the genetic structure responsible for mullets and journey fans.
where were you tonight? i looked damn good and you weren't there to see it. :cry:

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Post by Damia_Thorne »

Junkie, would you and your gerl still talk to me if I wore a bag over my head at the next Sanctus?

or would you recommend another way to hide my bandaged nose and black eyes?
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What happened, Damia? :(
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a stupid guy broke my nose a while back! :evil:

I'm getting it fixed on May 12, so I'll still be all bruised and bandaged on the day of the next Sanctus. :cry:
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Ashes wrote:Here have a cookie! (mmm...cookie!)
mmmmmm. cookie. mmmmmmmmmm.
i like cookies.
damn sweet tooth.
damia wrote:Junkie, would you and your gerl still talk to me if I wore a bag over my head at the next Sanctus?
or would you recommend another way to hide my bandaged nose and black eyes?
you could go for the spacker look and bandage your entire head.... its definitly different. (ahh me and my punisher references)
if your that worried about it, could do a mask. but i say your worrying too much and just go as is. could probably score some free drinks of it at least :lol:
if anyone says anything.... a famous wise man once said that most people just need to hear SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! if someone doesnt like them, quote dr.leary.
do you want you want, fuck the naysayers. they are just window dressing to a good evening right?
and my attendance to next sanctus will depend on legal problems im involved in here.... as far as me talking to anyone.. it will require me being there.
the gerlfiend probably wont go if i dont... but i also dont know if she will still be in the south next sanctus either.. so i dunno.
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Damia_Thorne wrote:a stupid guy broke my nose a while back! :evil:

I'm getting it fixed on May 12, so I'll still be all bruised and bandaged on the day of the next Sanctus. :cry:


:hugs: I'm sorry, I didn't even notice, tho. It doesn't look bad...

Hey, I have a friend who has conections to the Mob, you want his #? :P
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