Random Junkie Christ Thread

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:56 pm

thanx for saying you didn't notice my nose is crooked. :hugs:

and I won't need that number cuz if ANYONE ever hits my nose again, I'm gonna go postal! :kill:

this is the FOURTH time I've had my nose fixed because some dude hit me! (thanx for offering though)

while I'm on Junkie's thread, I'll ask him this:
why do I keep finding these stupid guys that hit me? it's not like I hit them first or something. do all guys hit girls, or what? :confused:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:43 pm

Damia_Thorne wrote:thanx for saying you didn't notice my nose is crooked.

noone has noticed it. i still dont believe it exists. :twisted:

while I'm on Junkie's thread, I'll ask him this:
why do I keep finding these stupid guys that hit me? it's not like I hit them first or something. do all guys hit girls, or what?

no not all guys hit girls
just the lousy ones
i guess the wrong people are usually the most fun to stay around or something.
i dunno
story of most of my relationships: i wake up knowing its a bad idea, yet i do it anyway.
then later i go WHY???
well it was fun at the time...
danger factor is a turnon i guess.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:05 pm

What's the best cure for boredom while at work?

Alur006 · Post by **Alur006** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:13 pm

Webcomics

If you're into gaming: http://www.penny-arcade.com
If you're into anime and Japanese culture: http://www.megatokyo.com
This one may not be safe for work but it's classic: http://www.exploitationnow.com

Pretty much all the other ones I read kind of demand a bit knowledge of video gaming and it's industry, but for fun's sake here they are:
http://www.machall.com
http://www.realifecomics.com
http://www.nuklearpower.com

There are tons of others out there, but these are the ones I know well. http://www.keenspot.net is a free webhost for webcomic artists and I think you can search for comics there by subjects, enjoy. =)

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:25 pm

here's my method of protection. Next time a guy hits you, tell him you'll make dinner, while he takes a nap. Then make a big fucking pot of boiling water, and make sure to ass LOTS of cooking oil. Then after about 10 minutes of good boiling, take it and dump it right on his penis. That's a way to get thos stupid mother fuckers back.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:02 pm

white_darkness wrote:What's the best cure for boredom while at work?

sneak in data cds with family guy episodes on them
put LSD in a breath spray bottle and randomly spray it into your coworkers food and drinks.
hell just put lsd in the water tank or coffee machine
wear womens underwear, like the really frilly shit, and randomly show it to new employees claiming your a boss in another deptarment (use a fake name too), then run to the bathroom, remove it, run back out, act like you havent met the victim, and reintroduce yourself with some co-workers around. when the victim claims shit, you can prove him wrong by pulling your shirt up if required.

two words: sexual harrassment. find ways to vocally sexually harass yourself and then complain that the boss doesnt stop all the advacnes you make at yourself, demanding that he should make you go to a sexual tolerance class in the bunny ranch in nevada.

piss in a cups and sneak them into coworkers desks.

work is supposed to be a place where you can vandalize the common fucktard.

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:31 pm

junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:What's the best cure for boredom while at work?

sneak in data cds with family guy episodes on them
put LSD in a breath spray bottle and randomly spray it into your coworkers food and drinks.
hell just put lsd in the water tank or coffee machine
wear womens underwear, like the really frilly shit, and randomly show it to new employees claiming your a boss in another deptarment (use a fake name too), then run to the bathroom, remove it, run back out, act like you havent met the victim, and reintroduce yourself with some co-workers around. when the victim claims shit, you can prove him wrong by pulling your shirt up if required.

two words: sexual harrassment. find ways to vocally sexually harass yourself and then complain that the boss doesnt stop all the advacnes you make at yourself, demanding that he should make you go to a sexual tolerance class in the bunny ranch in nevada.

piss in a cups and sneak them into coworkers desks.

work is supposed to be a place where you can vandalize the common fucktard.

junkie, you are too silly sometimes! :lol:

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:31 pm

But what if you are all alone, with no one at work with you?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:45 pm

Coor wrote:But what if you are all alone, with no one at work with you?

masturbate

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:45 pm

Sexual harrassment is out. If they send me back to that class, I'll kill myself. It was horrible... *shudders* somethings defy human description, and that class was one of them....

I could try the LSD though, that could be fun...

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:45 pm

Coor wrote:here's my method of protection. Next time a guy hits you, tell him you'll make dinner, while he takes a nap. Then make a big fucking pot of boiling water, and make sure to ass LOTS of cooking oil. Then after about 10 minutes of good boiling, take it and dump it right on his penis. That's a way to get thos stupid mother fuckers back.

damn Coor, remind me not to ever make you mad! :lol:

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:51 pm

That's right. I'll whoop some ass if any man fucks with me. I hate shit like that.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 4:10 pm

OK, read this shit

Coor: im bore entertain me
Junkie: you entertain me
Junkie: im bored

WTF?! HAS THE WORLD ENDED?! ARMAGEDDON IS HERE!

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:36 pm

Coor wrote:OK, read this shit

Coor: im bore entertain me
Junkie: you entertain me
Junkie: im bored

WTF?! HAS THE WORLD ENDED?! ARMAGEDDON IS HERE!

Maybe Junkie should try his cure-all for boredom...masterbation...

(And maybe Junkie was trying to tell you that YOU were boring...?)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:58 pm

vicious_blood wrote:
Coor wrote:OK, read this shit

Coor: im bore entertain me
Junkie: you entertain me
Junkie: im bored

WTF?! HAS THE WORLD ENDED?! ARMAGEDDON IS HERE!

Maybe Junkie should try his cure-all for boredom...masterbation...

(And maybe Junkie was trying to tell you that YOU were boring...?)

na i fixed it. i was bored because i was waiting on someone.
and i was telling her im bored and if shes bored masturbate.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:22 pm

work is supposed to be a place where you can vandalize the common fucktard.

see mostly I got ot wrok for the money, but the money isnt really worth it....the entertainment is what makes my job worth the x $ per hour....try these fun diddies

tape a tracball to the mouse....obviously when no one is looking.....laughs ensue......after this joke has run its course. I am fond of puttin superglue on the left click button....this will definitely top your last antic. You may also want to try changing the mouse settings like the echo drag or the speed of the mouse's drag.........or make the mouse a "left handed" mouse. this is a guaranteed irritant.

Whoopie rubber baby buggy bumpers are a great laugh and always a guarantee.

Now I have a problem with evesdropping...and a particular person I work with has super mutherfucking sonic hearing and likes to jump in on my private A and B conversations .......you can always take care of that with the "is your rash any better" conversation. WEll it didnt take care of the problem.....but laughs ensue when you begin to describe the oozy blisters while you know she is listening.....be sure to drop words like STD....and the "clinic" and cream....not to mention....dont scratch at it....breakout...and my favorite "did you tell your new girlfriend about it???I mean you know its spread from doing THAT right?" "Nah, I figured the bitch deserved the blisters too!"

Our internet usage used to be monitored before we lost our access...I liked to sign in on different people's names who were too stupid to ever change their password and look up porn......Error 404s come up on a log......laughs ensue

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:24 pm

DAMN YOU VADER :ROFL: that last post was supposed to say Whoopie K*u*s*h*i*o*n.......... :evil:

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:06 pm

Junkie oh Junkie

Why do people percieve me wrong?

I get Im a bitch and then people say i'm too nice when i always act the same.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:48 pm

Coor wrote:Junkie oh Junkie

Why do people percieve me wrong?

I get Im a bitch and then people say i'm too nice when i always act the same.

because as a rule people cant percieve people for shit but they all think they are sooooooooooooo good at it
then they wonder why half the people they know have fucked them over.
oh yea, this is sooo many people that read this post too.
if this offends you, give up, your a poor judge of character.

but at any rate, i wouldnt worry about it.
remember, people are as expendable as the busted condom that spawned them.

LunaSea · Post by **LunaSea** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:57 pm

Why do i always fall for cold heartless men who couldnt care less about me?