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junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Almost forgot, which is better, the devil you do, or the devil you don't?
devil you do makes cooler stories
devil you dont makes you people into sacred little bitches
choose your poision.
lol

and on the matter of the photos, they will not be public..... but a selected few may see the ones that correspond to them.
no free porn guys and gals.


Can't blame a chap for asking can you?
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white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Almost forgot, which is better, the devil you do, or the devil you don't?
devil you do makes cooler stories
devil you dont makes you people into sacred little bitches
choose your poision.
lol

and on the matter of the photos, they will not be public..... but a selected few may see the ones that correspond to them.
no free porn guys and gals.


Can't blame a chap for asking can you?
nope
if the roles were reversed, i woulda asked
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i agree imp...we should
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junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Almost forgot, which is better, the devil you do, or the devil you don't?
devil you do makes cooler stories
devil you dont makes you people into sacred little bitches
choose your poision.
lol

and on the matter of the photos, they will not be public..... but a selected few may see the ones that correspond to them.
no free porn guys and gals.


Can't blame a chap for asking can you?
nope
if the roles were reversed, i woulda asked


I'd be worried if you didn't. *chuckles* though have you used the "little lady, I hope you know that anything under a cowboy's hat, belongs to the cowboy" line yet?
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white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Almost forgot, which is better, the devil you do, or the devil you don't?
devil you do makes cooler stories
devil you dont makes you people into sacred little bitches
choose your poision.
lol

and on the matter of the photos, they will not be public..... but a selected few may see the ones that correspond to them.
no free porn guys and gals.


Can't blame a chap for asking can you?
nope
if the roles were reversed, i woulda asked


I'd be worried if you didn't. *chuckles* though have you used the "little lady, I hope you know that anything under a cowboy's hat, belongs to the cowboy" line yet?
ummmmmm nope
:twisted:
thanks..........
haha
ill have to use that now.
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junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Almost forgot, which is better, the devil you do, or the devil you don't?
devil you do makes cooler stories
devil you dont makes you people into sacred little bitches
choose your poision.
lol

and on the matter of the photos, they will not be public..... but a selected few may see the ones that correspond to them.
no free porn guys and gals.


Can't blame a chap for asking can you?
nope
if the roles were reversed, i woulda asked


I'd be worried if you didn't. *chuckles* though have you used the "little lady, I hope you know that anything under a cowboy's hat, belongs to the cowboy" line yet?
ummmmmm nope
:twisted:
thanks..........
haha
ill have to use that now.


Glad to help. The potential hijinks should be entertaining from this one.
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this should be interesting. i will keep count of how many women you "wrangle up" at sanctus, ok.
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Ligeia wrote:this should be interesting. i will keep count of how many women you "wrangle up" at sanctus, ok.
my day is made because you actually used the phrase, wrangle up.
hahaha
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junkie christ wrote:
Ligeia wrote:this should be interesting. i will keep count of how many women you "wrangle up" at sanctus, ok.
my day is made because you actually used the phrase, wrangle up.
hahaha


I'm wondering if you're going to be branding the fillies with the Circle-JC brand...

Don't want any one to come rustle 'em...

*spits some tobacco juice off to the side*
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welcome to Junkie's Sactus hodown! Yeeha. :nopity:
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Ligeia wrote:welcome to Junkie's Sactus hodown! Yeeha. :nopity:


Heh heh heh....you said 'hodown'.
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i would never use the word hodown at sanctus because too many people would mistake me for their pimp and think it was a command...
then ill blow the money on beer and ill have nothing to repay their angry pimps...........

other than that... yea i do need a brand........

rassle me up some :boobies: and see if they are worthy of the JC brand.
here at the JC ranch we select only the finest in :boobies: and :butt: for your :selfhump: ..... err pleasure :! :! :!
its like the bunny ranch, but ive got a kewler hat. we also support :spank: and and :group: - sex ..... heheheheheh
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I want to hold them still while you brand them, oo, oooo, can that be my job? :twisted:



O YA, can I get a "W" branded on each cheek so when i bend over, it says "WOW"?
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LadyIvanna wrote:
Ligeia wrote:welcome to Junkie's Sactus hodown! Yeeha. :nopity:


Heh heh heh....you said 'hodown'.


Ya, you liked that, didn't you?
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Let me know when you have the design worked out, Junkie.....I'm already looking for the copper.
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Cast iron would work better, I think, doesn't copper melt too quickly?
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Ligeia wrote:I want to hold them still while you brand them, oo, oooo, can that be my job? :twisted:



O YA, can I get a "W" branded on each cheek so when i bend over, it says "WOW"?

wow!!?!?!?!?!??! hahhhaa
you know that book of self-quotes i keep tellin you to start? this whole branding thing is worth putting in just to get to the WOW thing.
hahaha

and daughain..... if you find the copper... CALL ME.. hahaha
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junkie christ wrote:
Ligeia wrote:I want to hold them still while you brand them, oo, oooo, can that be my job? :twisted:



O YA, can I get a "W" branded on each cheek so when i bend over, it says "WOW"?

wow!!?!?!?!?!??! hahhhaa
you know that book of self-quotes i keep tellin you to start? this whole branding thing is worth putting in just to get to the WOW thing.
hahaha

and daughain..... if you find the copper... CALL ME.. hahaha


I wish I could take full credit for that one, but it belongs to my grandfather, who said it to make fun of my mother when she was talking about getting a tattoo. :lol: He also threw in the "when they flip ya over, they'll know you're a MOM". The man was a genious really.
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Ligeia wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
Ligeia wrote:welcome to Junkie's Sactus hodown! Yeeha. :nopity:


Heh heh heh....you said 'hodown'.


Ya, you liked that, didn't you?


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