Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:06 pm

Ligeia wrote:Was the thread getting a little too far down the list for your comfort, Junkie?

naa
i was just bored and i know this thread annoys people. :-D

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 10:24 am

white_darkness wrote:Okie doke, not letting this biznitch disappear...

Which will bottom out first, the American IQ or the world meat supply (taken out due to the f-Atkins diet)?

You could have just answered a question instead of bumping the sucker...

*grins* i've always had fun with this thread. how can you not? Post an insane question, get an answer...it's perfect.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:02 pm

white_darkness wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Okie doke, not letting this biznitch disappear...

Which will bottom out first, the American IQ or the world meat supply (taken out due to the f-Atkins diet)?

You could have just answered a question instead of bumping the sucker...

*grins* i've always had fun with this thread. how can you not? Post an insane question, get an answer...it's perfect.

well when the meat supply ends it will be a few years after cannablism becomes accepted and oprah buys us all to eat us... her and keith richards will divy up the bones....
so if we stay atkinds friendly eventually we will all die.
the IQ is racing to bottom anyway... and will play hand in hand in atkins becoming law and enforcing cannablism.
its not a race... its a mutal interest. :-D

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 12:40 pm

junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Okie doke, not letting this biznitch disappear...

Which will bottom out first, the American IQ or the world meat supply (taken out due to the f-Atkins diet)?

You could have just answered a question instead of bumping the sucker...

*grins* i've always had fun with this thread. how can you not? Post an insane question, get an answer...it's perfect.
well when the meat supply ends it will be a few years after cannablism becomes accepted and oprah buys us all to eat us... her and keith richards will divy up the bones....
so if we stay atkinds friendly eventually we will all die.
the IQ is racing to bottom anyway... and will play hand in hand in atkins becoming law and enforcing cannablism.
its not a race... its a mutal interest.

We can hope, I've always wanted to try cannibalism before I buy the farm.

I just want to know whether human really does taste like chicken...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 1:32 pm

white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Okie doke, not letting this biznitch disappear...

Which will bottom out first, the American IQ or the world meat supply (taken out due to the f-Atkins diet)?

You could have just answered a question instead of bumping the sucker...

*grins* i've always had fun with this thread. how can you not? Post an insane question, get an answer...it's perfect.
well when the meat supply ends it will be a few years after cannablism becomes accepted and oprah buys us all to eat us... her and keith richards will divy up the bones....
so if we stay atkinds friendly eventually we will all die.
the IQ is racing to bottom anyway... and will play hand in hand in atkins becoming law and enforcing cannablism.
its not a race... its a mutal interest.

We can hope, I've always wanted to try cannibalism before I buy the farm.

I just want to know whether human really does taste like chicken...

theres a few websites that talk about the flesh of humans........ but most sites really do say if you dont know its human it tastes like chicken
ask the right 'nam vets.... there was platoons of government made cannibals in 'nam..... if you google hard enough theres a book about this.

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:13 am

OK, very important question.......
These fat, wrinkled up, ugly women you always see driving a Lexus, BMW, etc.............Why, Junkie, why did they NOT spend that money on cosmetic surgery or lyposuction instead of that friggin' car? :-?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:08 pm

Ligeia wrote:OK, very important question.......
These fat, wrinkled up, ugly women you always see driving a Lexus, BMW, etc.............Why, Junkie, why did they NOT spend that money on cosmetic surgery or lyposuction instead of that friggin' car?

because they are so fucking rich they can look like that and still get whatever they want from whoever they want

read: the pigs

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:39 pm

That & it's their husband's money & his 21 year old mistress still looks real good!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:37 pm

Mother Mo wrote:That & it's their husband's money & his 21 year old mistress still looks real good!

haha!
so if i get rich i get a 21 year old mistress??
::goes back to trying to reinvent the wheel::

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:32 am

no......Im not 21 anymore......But if you are rich

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:59 am

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:no......Im not 21 anymore......But if you are rich

loans and junkies have a common thread in this world.
we come cheap.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:27 pm

Did you know that "junkie christ" is an anagram of "jerk his tunic"?

.. as well as "cut his jerkin"

... and "Think Juicers"

:X

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:31 pm

iblis wrote:Did you know that "junkie christ" is an anagram of "jerk his tunic"?

.. as well as "cut his jerkin"

... and "Think Juicers"

cut his jerkin
shit
im exposed

good to have ya back ibbie
:-D

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:23 pm

have you heard about my chubby?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:32 am

AuralFixation wrote:have you heard about my chubby?

your chubbie?
not unless you mean that dyslexic midget with a strapon and a mullet in the bondage porn with you in it...
why?

j/k

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:07 am

i just noticed in here that aural had edited my response.
tisk tisk
:bump:

div · Post by **div** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:29 am

wow, i'm surprised you let this thread slide for this long.

Question: Why do we, as Americans, continually elect idiots into public office? Link and more Linkage

*edited to fix links

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:42 pm

div wrote:wow, i'm surprised you let this thread slide for this long.

Question: Why do we, as Americans, continually elect idiots into public office? Link and more Linkage

*edited to fix links

enjoyed the links
i think its because the powers that be can give money and persuade idiots to do their corporate bidding easier
im still shocked clinton made it in twice, yet if you ask me hes the best president of the last 30 years at least.............
:lol:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 8:02 pm

Oh wise and wonderful junkie: how do you feel about the elasticity of donkey nipples?

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:58 pm

Ok, Junkie.

If train A leaves station in Denver, CO at 3:30pm Monday afternoon, traveling at 65 mph towards NYC, & train B leaves the same station at 6:15pm Monday evening, trveling at 70mph towards L.A., Which one has the bomb, & which on has the pinata?

((I know this is the God of run-on sentences, but I couldn't figure out another way to write it properly.))