Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 13, 2003 3:10 pm

div wrote:if bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you buttered your bread, strapped it to the back of a cat, and tossed it out a 3rd story window?

the laws of gravity, dogma, and superstition would collide, prove eachother wrong, and existence will cease to be..........

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Tue May 13, 2003 3:43 pm

junkie christ wrote:
div wrote:if bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you buttered your bread, strapped it to the back of a cat, and tossed it out a 3rd story window?

the laws of gravity, dogma, and superstition would collide, prove eachother wrong, and existence will cease to be..........

That, or perpetual motion would occur as the bread and cat spun around and around three feet from the ground. Let's find out which.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Tue May 13, 2003 3:43 pm

How much does your psychiatrist charge by the hour and can he slip me in Tuesdays and Thursdays about 4ish?

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:52 pm

Thrall wrote:what are some alternative uses for windex?

It's fun to empty the windex out and replace it with the powerade of the same color.. then switch the bottles at work when no one is looking... then you pick up the bottle and say" DAMNIT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" and drink it. People freak. ;o)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:54 pm

The Fallen wrote:How much does your psychiatrist charge by the hour and can he slip me in Tuesdays and Thursdays about 4ish?

i self medicate. sorry. lol. thats what the beer is for.....

div · Post by **div** » Tue May 13, 2003 5:22 pm

let's see if we can follow the logic:

Nothing is better than chocolate. (according to most of the kg ladies, anyways)
Crackers are better than nothing.
therefore, crackers are better than chocolate.

Now, here's my question. If, according to the women, all men ever think about is sex, why do they bother to ask what we're thinking about anytime we're quiet for more than 7 seconds? And why do we always answer, "nothing"?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue May 13, 2003 6:12 pm

div wrote:Now, here's my question. If, according to the women, all men ever think about is sex, why do they bother to ask what we're thinking about anytime we're quiet for more than 7 seconds? And why do we always answer, "nothing"?

Speak for yourself. My mind is constantly thinking about 9,000 things at once, and if Cathy asks what I'm thinking about, I actually, you know, tell her. Crazy, I know! That wacky honest communication thing!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue May 13, 2003 7:17 pm

Jack wrote:
div wrote:Now, here's my question. If, according to the women, all men ever think about is sex, why do they bother to ask what we're thinking about anytime we're quiet for more than 7 seconds? And why do we always answer, "nothing"?

Speak for yourself. My mind is constantly thinking about 9,000 things at once, and if Cathy asks what I'm thinking about, I actually, you know, tell her. Crazy, I know! That wacky honest communication thing!

That takes work, though.

It's a lot more difficult to explain to someone that you're wondering how many insects universes are going to be irrevocably altered when that soap bubble lands in the grass - and thus potentially their home - and how this may just affect the economic growth of Guam, than to nonchalantly grumble something that may or may not resemble, "nothing".

And as such inane concepts and contemplations drift through my mind like a tsunami on crack (or better yet, like I'm on crack) telling people about them whenever they make an inquiry is no doubt synonymous with reserving a one-way ticket to a padded room and a "hug me!" jacket.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 13, 2003 9:08 pm

div wrote:let's see if we can follow the logic:
Nothing is better than chocolate. (according to most of the kg ladies, anyways)
Crackers are better than nothing.
therefore, crackers are better than chocolate.
Now, here's my question. If, according to the women, all men ever think about is sex, why do they bother to ask what we're thinking about anytime we're quiet for more than 7 seconds? And why do we always answer, "nothing"?

because most people that really think about sex every 7 seconds cronicly masturbate. this isnt a dive at ANYONE, ive done research with that study. the 7 seconds thing is a rounded figure from the time total in a day, not literally every 7 seconds. then no progress would ever be made and noone would breed cuz wed spend so much time with strangling starky that we wouldnt meet women to continue the species.....
women ask why your quiet because most women assume your plotting something, thinking about another women, trying to get out of something, ect....... thats my honest theory. women are ALWAYS plotting something and assume you are too....
i really like that crackers/choc thing... haha....
my fav i wrote for a graphic that opened a website i used to work with (then i put it in some of my bands music).
art imitates life. art is never complete. therefore life is never complete. stop trying to be whole, you can NEVER be perfect. stop trying, your wasting your time.....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 13, 2003 9:10 pm

Jack wrote:
div wrote:Now, here's my question. If, according to the women, all men ever think about is sex, why do they bother to ask what we're thinking about anytime we're quiet for more than 7 seconds? And why do we always answer, "nothing"?

Speak for yourself. My mind is constantly thinking about 9,000 things at once, and if Cathy asks what I'm thinking about, I actually, you know, tell her. Crazy, I know! That wacky honest communication thing!

amen brother, me two.
i think for people that do this we should tell em what were not thinking about.... lol
im not thinking about my mother naked. something like that......

iblis wrote:That takes work, though.

It's a lot more difficult to explain to someone that you're wondering how many insects universes are going to be irrevocably altered when that soap bubble lands in the grass - and thus potentially their home - and how this may just affect the economic growth of Guam, than to nonchalantly grumble something that may or may not resemble, "nothing".

And as such inane concepts and contemplations drift through my mind like a tsunami on crack (or better yet, like I'm on crack) telling people about them whenever they make an inquiry is no doubt synonymous with reserving a one-way ticket to a padded room and a "hug me!" jacket.

your answer is alot better. lol.

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Tue May 13, 2003 9:50 pm

Not sure if this was asked or not, but.................
Why do good girls like bad boys, and why do men want a slut in bed and a good girl in the kitchen?
I mean, isnt it all the same?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 13, 2003 10:03 pm

Shadow wrote:Not sure if this was asked or not, but.................
Why do good girls like bad boys, and why do men want a slut in bed and a good girl in the kitchen?
I mean, isnt it all the same?

good girls like bad boys.. i dunno...... im a very bad boi and i like bad gerls USUALLY because the good ones make me wanna stick around...... usually ew but you never know... i really like the 50/50 ones cuz they are as indecisive as i am.....
but anyway to your question.
good girls like bad bois for excitement. it gives them a break from the montony. and because most women want a smashing lay and cant cook them selves ( i can cook so i dont care about that one..... i think all men should learn how to moderatly cook just to take things off the "im loooking for list"...)
men want things that improve their life.... great sex and great food top of the list......
but i think the TV show "strangers with candy" put it best when candy said "if you really want to keep your man, when you see him, the trick is to be a whore in the bedroom, a whore in the kitchen, oh just be a whore. he will follow"

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed May 14, 2003 12:48 am

junkie christ wrote:
Shadow wrote:Not sure if this was asked or not, but.................
Why do good girls like bad boys, and why do men want a slut in bed and a good girl in the kitchen?
I mean, isnt it all the same?

good girls like bad boys.. i dunno...... im a very bad boi and i like bad gerls USUALLY because the good ones make me wanna stick around...... usually ew but you never know... i really like the 50/50 ones cuz they are as indecisive as i am.....
but anyway to your question.
good girls like bad bois for excitement. it gives them a break from the montony. and because most women want a smashing lay and cant cook them selves ( i can cook so i dont care about that one..... i think all men should learn how to moderatly cook just to take things off the "im loooking for list"...)
men want things that improve their life.... great sex and great food top of the list......
but i think the TV show "strangers with candy" put it best when candy said "if you really want to keep your man, when you see him, the trick is to be a whore in the bedroom, a whore in the kitchen, oh just be a whore. he will follow"

I see.
Well then,
A whore I am, I reckon.
Thanks JC...............You are my hero..........can I touch you?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 14, 2003 12:53 am

Shadow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Shadow wrote:Not sure if this was asked or not, but.................
Why do good girls like bad boys, and why do men want a slut in bed and a good girl in the kitchen?
I mean, isnt it all the same?

good girls like bad boys.. i dunno...... im a very bad boi and i like bad gerls USUALLY because the good ones make me wanna stick around...... usually ew but you never know... i really like the 50/50 ones cuz they are as indecisive as i am.....
but anyway to your question.
good girls like bad bois for excitement. it gives them a break from the montony. and because most women want a smashing lay and cant cook them selves ( i can cook so i dont care about that one..... i think all men should learn how to moderatly cook just to take things off the "im loooking for list"...)
men want things that improve their life.... great sex and great food top of the list......
but i think the TV show "strangers with candy" put it best when candy said "if you really want to keep your man, when you see him, the trick is to be a whore in the bedroom, a whore in the kitchen, oh just be a whore. he will follow"

I see.
Well then,
A whore I am, I reckon.
Thanks JC...............You are my hero..........can I touch you?

i hope you understand i wasnt calling anyone a whore i just thought that was a funny quote.
your not a whore, silly.
its a refernce to oversexing your man to keep him shut up (i.e. he tells you to cook, fuck him in the kitchen..... lol)
hope you didnt take that personally as it was supposed to be a general aimless joke quote from a tvshow doind an episode on bad advice.......

.
and yea you can touch me. but only if it hurts.

but really i hope you didnt accidently take that personally.
junkie <3's shadow!

div · Post by **div** » Wed May 14, 2003 6:52 am

Jack wrote:
div wrote:Now, here's my question. If, according to the women, all men ever think about is sex, why do they bother to ask what we're thinking about anytime we're quiet for more than 7 seconds? And why do we always answer, "nothing"?

Speak for yourself. My mind is constantly thinking about 9,000 things at once, and if Cathy asks what I'm thinking about, I actually, you know, tell her. Crazy, I know! That wacky honest communication thing!

The question was one full of stereotyping. ask anyone who's managed to get a peak into my head - the things going on in there defy description. As iblis said, it's just easier to say, "nothing" than to try to explain it.

div · Post by **div** » Wed May 14, 2003 7:04 am

junkie christ wrote:i really like that crackers/choc thing... haha....
my fav i wrote for a graphic that opened a website i used to work with (then i put it in some of my bands music).
art imitates life. art is never complete. therefore life is never complete. stop trying to be whole, you can NEVER be perfect. stop trying, your wasting your time.....

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Wed May 14, 2003 8:53 am

That's real cute div. Some girls have 2 jobs and take care of thier own expenses. Maybe you are just looking at the wrong girls.

P

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed May 14, 2003 10:35 am

Why is it nothing ever fits back in the damn box after you take it out?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 14, 2003 12:31 pm

div wrote:
junkie christ wrote:i really like that crackers/choc thing... haha....
my fav i wrote for a graphic that opened a website i used to work with (then i put it in some of my bands music).
art imitates life. art is never complete. therefore life is never complete. stop trying to be whole, you can NEVER be perfect. stop trying, your wasting your time.....

a friend of mine has that on his guitar case.
one of the funniest things in the history of man.....

Pharinet · Post by **Pharinet** » Wed May 14, 2003 12:35 pm

Not to get pissy or anything, but who the hell have you guys been dating? Jesus on a stick people, your choices in women suck!

Ok here's a question, I am kinda feelling badgered by all the women bashing. I don't, nor have I ever fallen under any of the descriptions(well except maybe for the whorish part, but excuse me for being in charge of my own sexual wants and needs).So my hubby and my friends would agree with this and my female friends are also not like this(seeing as how I don't get along well with other women, I have few female friends)

So in short am I a freak of nautre? Lucky that I obviously missed out on the evil and not in the fun way tranning they gave at school. Or like I have been told, way too much like a man. I mean I was a drag queen in a last life.

And no I'm not really taking any of this truly seriuosly, but it's enough to make a gal paranoid. Like if I come up and talk to any of you men, they will automatically disregard me because of his past bad experiences.