Random Junkie Christ Thread

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:50 am

Have you had any luck figuring out where we met previously yet? I'm still trying to figure out what show it was...

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:53 am

Why the bloody hell can I not find a decent job?

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:36 pm

why am i so darn sleepy?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:01 pm

iblis wrote:Oh wise and wonderful junkie: how do you feel about the elasticity of donkey nipples?

leave my ex girlfriends outta the questions! j/k

they arent as elastic as the average goth claims theirs is if you mention their nipple piercings

but the great thing about donkey nipples is after youve streched them 7 inches off the base..... your really open to make as many jackass jokes as you want....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:08 pm

AXSaint wrote:Ok, Junkie.

If train A leaves station in Denver, CO at 3:30pm Monday afternoon, traveling at 65 mph towards NYC, & train B leaves the same station at 6:15pm Monday evening, trveling at 70mph towards L.A., Which one has the bomb, & which on has the pinata?

((I know this is the God of run-on sentences, but I couldn't figure out another way to write it properly.))

the bomb exploded in denver because the bomber was stoned and thought he was bombing john denver
upon realizing john denver is already dead, he didnt board train A.
he called his buddies in the satanic army (LA is loaded with satanist) and the pinata is in the party on train B for the dumbass satanist who werent aware that John Denver was already dead.
the party LA will be short and sweet because after realizing that John Denver is dead they will learn that britney spears is still touring and recording music and she has bigger numbers than the satanic army... so shes the new challenge to satan... so they will reform for war....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:11 pm

white_darkness wrote:Have you had any luck figuring out where we met previously yet? I'm still trying to figure out what show it was...

im me this week, ill go thru the ticket stubs i still have.....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:14 pm

Imp wrote:Why the bloody hell can I not find a decent job?

bush outsourced them all.
simple.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:16 pm

lovechild wrote:why am i so darn sleepy?

because your a new mom still and that tends to destroy common sleep patterns
dont worry, this condition only lasts 15 to 20+ years.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:29 pm

Why do people find the word, "cunt," offensive?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:43 pm

iblis wrote:Why do people find the word, "cunt," offensive?

because they themselves, are a cunt.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:20 am

Is it wrong that I take pleasure out of making the terminally stupid cry?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:11 pm

white_darkness wrote:Is it wrong that I take pleasure out of making the terminally stupid cry?

no its wrong its not legal to beat them with the blunt end of a fucking revolver and unload the fucking clip into their head

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:33 pm

junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Is it wrong that I take pleasure out of making the terminally stupid cry?

no its wrong its not legal to beat them with the blunt end of a fucking revolver and unload the fucking clip into their head

Amen.

It's wrong that the terminally stupid aren't terminal more often.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:51 pm

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, than how many kicks does it take for a monkey with wooden legs to knock all of the seeds out of a watermelon?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:58 pm

B_Ko wrote:If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, than how many kicks does it take for a monkey with wooden legs to knock all of the seeds out of a watermelon?

What does having a woody have to do with kicking a watermelon?

:shakin:

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:13 am

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Is it wrong that I take pleasure out of making the terminally stupid cry?

no its wrong its not legal to beat them with the blunt end of a fucking revolver and unload the fucking clip into their head

Amen.

It's wrong that the terminally stupid aren't terminal more often.

I love you guys. When i snap and go on my killing spree, you've got to come along.

We'll be on the front page baby!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:51 pm

B_Ko wrote:If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, than how many kicks does it take for a monkey with wooden legs to knock all of the seeds out of a watermelon?

i think a better question would be why your thinking about monkies with wood knocking up a watermelon

thats screaming sexual issues....
im guessing you losing your anal virginity involved a lab monkey with a fruit fetish?????

j/k

elequent question
id guess it wont matter how much he kicks it. hes not strong enough to move his wooden legs.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:54 pm

white_darkness wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Is it wrong that I take pleasure out of making the terminally stupid cry?

no its wrong its not legal to beat them with the blunt end of a fucking revolver and unload the fucking clip into their head

Amen.

It's wrong that the terminally stupid aren't terminal more often.

I love you guys. When i snap and go on my killing spree, you've got to come along.

We'll be on the front page baby!

by the time you snap, i estimate that my master plan will have executed anda bout 6/10s of the population will be dead
heres a tip
dont use public restrooms.
if i wanted to start a viral infection across the nation, id do it where we spend so much time and pay no attn to.
talk about a shitty way to get infected....
:lol:

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:50 pm

junkie christ wrote:
AXSaint wrote:Ok, Junkie.

If train A leaves station in Denver, CO at 3:30pm Monday afternoon, traveling at 65 mph towards NYC, & train B leaves the same station at 6:15pm Monday evening, trveling at 70mph towards L.A., Which one has the bomb, & which on has the pinata?

((I know this is the God of run-on sentences, but I couldn't figure out another way to write it properly.))

the bomb exploded in denver because the bomber was stoned and thought he was bombing john denver
upon realizing john denver is already dead, he didnt board train A.
he called his buddies in the satanic army (LA is loaded with satanist) and the pinata is in the party on train B for the dumbass satanist who werent aware that John Denver was already dead.
the party LA will be short and sweet because after realizing that John Denver is dead they will learn that britney spears is still touring and recording music and she has bigger numbers than the satanic army... so shes the new challenge to satan... so they will reform for war....

Hate to say this JC, but you are wrong. Though it was sort of a trick question.

Actually, the Pinata was heading to New York, because there are enough Pinanas in LA, & the bomb was headed to LA, because enough shit gets bombed in New York. LOL

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:23 pm

AXSaint wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AXSaint wrote:Ok, Junkie.

If train A leaves station in Denver, CO at 3:30pm Monday afternoon, traveling at 65 mph towards NYC, & train B leaves the same station at 6:15pm Monday evening, trveling at 70mph towards L.A., Which one has the bomb, & which on has the pinata?

((I know this is the God of run-on sentences, but I couldn't figure out another way to write it properly.))

the bomb exploded in denver because the bomber was stoned and thought he was bombing john denver
upon realizing john denver is already dead, he didnt board train A.
he called his buddies in the satanic army (LA is loaded with satanist) and the pinata is in the party on train B for the dumbass satanist who werent aware that John Denver was already dead.
the party LA will be short and sweet because after realizing that John Denver is dead they will learn that britney spears is still touring and recording music and she has bigger numbers than the satanic army... so shes the new challenge to satan... so they will reform for war....

Hate to say this JC, but you are wrong. Though it was sort of a trick question.

Actually, the Pinata was heading to New York, because there are enough Pinanas in LA, & the bomb was headed to LA, because enough shit gets bombed in New York. LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! thats fucking brilliant.