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PrincessLuvie · Post by **PrincessLuvie** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 4:59 am

Why am I still awake at 6am on a Sunday when everyone else is asleep?

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 8:00 pm

Because cocaine is a hell of a drug....(I had too..sorry) :lol:

pink_spider11 · Post by **pink_spider11** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 8:29 pm

Why do so many people suck? Do they try to suck that much or is just to piss me off? If its to piss me off...why do they feel they need to piss me off?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:11 pm

People suck because without people who sucked, guys would have no reason to whip it out and say, "here's the beef!"

Er, that and I think that sucking (in the bad way) is genetic.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:56 am

junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Is it wrong that I take pleasure out of making the terminally stupid cry?

no its wrong its not legal to beat them with the blunt end of a fucking revolver and unload the fucking clip into their head

Amen.

It's wrong that the terminally stupid aren't terminal more often.

I love you guys. When i snap and go on my killing spree, you've got to come along.

We'll be on the front page baby!
by the time you snap, i estimate that my master plan will have executed anda bout 6/10s of the population will be dead
heres a tip
dont use public restrooms.
if i wanted to start a viral infection across the nation, id do it where we spend so much time and pay no attn to.
talk about a shitty way to get infected....

That's pretty smooth and I'll keep it in mind. But only 6/10s of the pop? I've estimated that probably 9/10s needs to be exterminated.

But who knows, I might snap first, then i'll gleefully go around and doctor toilets for you.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:38 pm

white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Is it wrong that I take pleasure out of making the terminally stupid cry?

no its wrong its not legal to beat them with the blunt end of a fucking revolver and unload the fucking clip into their head

Amen.

It's wrong that the terminally stupid aren't terminal more often.

I love you guys. When i snap and go on my killing spree, you've got to come along.

We'll be on the front page baby!
by the time you snap, i estimate that my master plan will have executed anda bout 6/10s of the population will be dead
heres a tip
dont use public restrooms.
if i wanted to start a viral infection across the nation, id do it where we spend so much time and pay no attn to.
talk about a shitty way to get infected....

That's pretty smooth and I'll keep it in mind. But only 6/10s of the pop? I've estimated that probably 9/10s needs to be exterminated.

But who knows, I might snap first, then i'll gleefully go around and doctor toilets for you.

9/10 of the pop is what ill shoot for
1/2 it will kill
1/10 i will eat with my bare hands.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:05 pm

*gets out his BBQ sauce*

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:04 am

fuck the sauce i wanna taste the flesh and blood and bone...
NEXTTTTTTTT QUESTIONNNNNNNNN

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:11 am

Is there any possible way that I can feasibly have a penguin as a pet?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:44 am

satanskitten wrote:Is there any possible way that I can feasibly have a penguin as a pet?

considering the dietary and temperature issues, no.
i did a few google searches
not promising.

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:03 pm

What would say to people who can't get their own damn lives right, but insist that they know what's right for yours? Has something to do with more experience or something.

amazongoddess · Post by **amazongoddess** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:05 pm

Oh and I'm horribly afraid of spiders and snakes. Whats a good cure?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:18 pm

amazongoddess wrote:What would say to people who can't get their own damn lives right, but insist that they know what's right for yours? Has something to do with more experience or something.

ack. i fucked the joke up for this one
ill fix it and repost it later.. lol

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:23 pm

amazongoddess wrote:Oh and I'm horribly afraid of spiders and snakes. Whats a good cure?

make a snake eat a spider, then cook and eat the snake.
im so afraid of both i cant even joke about this... lol
im really really really freaked out by both.
but i think if snake porn was legal.................
not as many people would fear em
wed capture em and slip em to our friends that likes a little slink in their kink

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:59 pm

Do you think he bounced?

:roofle:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:21 pm

iblis wrote:Do you think he bounced?

:thwip:
oh shit yea.
i think i have a new background

Illearia · Post by **Illearia** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:34 pm

OMFG......the little old lady doesn't even look like she knows. I wonder if the one lady finished her ice cream. :shock:

Kilashayne · Post by **Kilashayne** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:33 am

what would be going through your head if you were jumping up and down naked in front of a duckbill platypus that was trying to mount a cat that was losing at poker to a group of transexual dogs?

just wondering, you know, out of idle curiousity.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:07 pm

Kilashayne wrote:what would be going through your head if you were jumping up and down naked in front of a duckbill platypus that was trying to mount a cat that was losing at poker to a group of transexual dogs?

just wondering, you know, out of idle curiousity.

you know that flick bruce almighty? where the bruce guy has the powers of god and whatever he thinks happens?
i would call that jillian almighty, i would be thinking, "damn. jillian met morgan freeman and got gods powers and shes fucking with me again. first she gave me boobs, now this. "
outside of that....
answered in the form of "event || my thoughts"
jumping up and down naked || WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! my penis dances when i jump up and down!!
duckbill platypus mouniting a cat || duckbills arent exinct? mounting a cat.. now thats stickly knoxville sex.
losing at poker to transexual dogs || i always suggest learning that poker face when having cross-species sex anyway, esp when staring at the wonderful makeup job those dogs did........

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Post by **Cryso lueth Wylthen** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:09 pm

I have one question, that may be followed by a series of moronic questions that serve no purpose whatsoever.

Do you like cheese?

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