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Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:I have one question, that may be followed by a series of moronic questions that serve no purpose whatsoever.
Do you like cheese?
junkie christ wrote:Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:I have one question, that may be followed by a series of moronic questions that serve no purpose whatsoever.
Do you like cheese?
ohhhhhhhh yes.
esp some of the sauces i make that are just bigass cheese and tomato mixes........
hah. its on. my favoUrite answers are the amy lee ones though.....AXSaint wrote:Round 2...Fight!
1. What 2 colours should never go together?
yup. if i can bleed someone for the adquate amounts to paint their lair....2. Do you like to decorate?
bloodsexual. but my girlfIEND has dubbed me subbie sexual.3. If so, would you concider yourself a closet homosexual, or just metrosexual?
im afraid of how much time i think about fucking. my sexuality is only a problem due to my woman being an hour and a half away....4. If not, than why are you so afraid of your own sexuality?
yup. its called my stuffed shells tomato-meat-and ricotta base sauce and im guilty of making cups and drinking it. usually with jack daniels and coke.5. I know that tomato sauce goes well with beer, but what about that tomato-&-cheese drink?
a tie between preacher and the older xmen stuff. theres a old miniseries done in the zero hour age DC years called manhunter that i consider one of the best short stories ive ever read as well. anything alan moore,chris clairmont garth ennis touched really.6. What is your favorite comic book series?
indothermic. all those people, confined space... yea. hell probably self sustains. the lake of fire was probably a pool till the people started pissing in it....7. Is Hell indothermic or exothermic?
hmm... no on the grounds hell isnt hellfire and brimstone. its an island that connects LA, johnson city/brisol (pronouced bristhell), and pittsburg. maybe new orleans.and country and western music plays all day, sorry all you metal heads.8. If Hell is Brimstone & Hellfire, do you think that Heaven is cryogenic stasis, & that is why there is no sadness, & no hate? (Sure explains the "Crystal Sea")
total humbuck fan. i swear by seymour duncan jb-4's in the bridge, neck pickups vary but my next one will be an SD-invader. ive got a sd-jazz in one and a sd-distortion in another... still trying to find the right combo.9. Are you a Humbucker kinda guy, or do you like single-coils (standard or P-90)?
the esp im rebuilding when i get more money. details later.10 Quick, best guitar EVER?!?
kilashayne. and your a close second if i can get you in drag, but youd tie with me. id win if i got to raid kila's closet first....11. Hottest female on the board?
me.but your a pretty boi so ill call ya second on that too. lol12. Hottest male on the board?
bridgette the midget. id fuck her shitless. really.13. Hottest midget you've ever encountered?
depends on how smart they are. if they are piercing into the souls of the flaming fields of fucking fools id say annoy!!! but most people are just stupid (logic and alf and all that shit) so ill say ban.14. To ban or annoy?
my own words against me, yes i am but only because scenery makes things important and if im burning in the wake then people will remember me as i destroy their flaming pile of shit they call existance.......15. Are you "a happy tree in the wake of deforestation"?
in my pants, esp if im holding a bottle of whiskey.16. Where is the Junkie Christ "special place"?
proof of DeviLoution or mind pollution. take your pick. People voting for bush or even putting stock into him is proof of evolution in reverse. read the lyrics for meshuggah's new millenium cyniade christ for an idea of what id like to put him through if people are gonna treat him like a god........17. Bush...Proof of Evolution-in-Progress?
damn. i love guns. i owned an AR-47 (mini-version of the ak. smaller rounds lower rate of fire until i filed out the safety and the barrell)..... LOVED IT. im also a fan of old western revolvers with new parts so it drives the bullets like nails and a fan of most colt .45's but the colts need to be modifed alot to get the full bang for the buck. the m-16 is the most overrated killing machine of alltime, but im still a fan because of the fact the shit will be shooting 100 years from now with minimal error if you know what your doing. and the sawed off shotgun (mines a remmy baby...) is a favorite as well.18. Best Firearm ever?
legally? asking the wrong man. i have weapons hidden all over my car. from pepper spray to brass knuckles. sometimes a 9mm. but in all honesty id say a hit a run is legal if you run fast enough. and run over the witnesses. (Defer to GTA:vice city)19. Best way to LEGALLY protect yourself in an automobile, without a concealed weapons permit?
i helped destroy an abandoned hospitial in bristHELL a few years ago... moniterally id say skating thru an abadoned hospitial with a crowbar takes the cake... ive managed to rack up a few grand in car damages to people that pissed me off in a matter of seconds as well... symbolically... ask my ex's. look at how fucked up alot of them are. they were damaged goods before hand.. but id like to think them and all the men i took them from probably dont speak highly of me. but thats pre-knox me. lol. i dunno. ive destroyed ALOT of shit in my life, and alot of peoples lives. getting people started on drugs that are dead from it would rank as well... im not proud of most of those.. but others were shit people... and its amazing how much damage a knife, gun, baseball bat, chain, or crowbar can do to a man.... i was good at destruction for most of my life. oh wait, i still am. i just have a conscious now. getting older i guess. lol. nice way of saying my woman keeps me in check alot.. but im guilty of driving to local bars in the middle of the week and getting into fights and not admitting to anyone... :-X im shutting up now.20. Most destructive act you have ever commited (moniterally, or symbolically...you don't have to incriminate yourself here.)?
slasher horror flick. love the shit. off topic, im on a Fulci kick as we speak... trying to find another copy i spit on your grave... and i try to not let a 2 week time frame pass without watching a texas chainsaw movie...... lol21. Would you rather read a splatter-punk novel, or watch a slasher-horror flick?
still shoot up.22. What would you do if Alcohol didn't exist?
10 million dollars on a non-negoatiable contract paid up front in full, taxes taken out in advance, and id sneak razor blades into my asshole so it cut his dick off mid insertion so i still wouldnt get in me. i have alot of issue with anyone sticking anything in my ass... lol. one of the only issues i have really.23. How much money would it take for you to receive sodomy from Ron Jeremy?
zeo just rocks. but yea, hes got that poster boy for gothdom down well, but fuck man as far as i can tell thats really who he is and he makes it look damn good so rock on...24. "[Zeo]...Gothic Poster Boy"?
professionial musician doing shit the way i want it done.25. The absolute best job you could ever have?
johnny cash,jim morrison, jesus (man if nothing else, what a pain tolerance... but seriously anyone who says dont be a dick and people listen [well that part changed over the years...greedy fucks]....yea thats a man), david bowie, the punisher, preacher/jesse custer comix character.... heh, chuck palahniuk, henry rollins........... i dont really have any idols. i just have a short list of people i give alot of credit too for being themselves and can relate to em. my biggest idol is myself. lol.26. Who is Junkie Christ's idol other than Glenn Danzig?
Graves. anyone who showed to a RNC in skull paint... id vote for.27. Better Republican, Micheal Graves or "The Governator"?
ANYONE CAN KICKS SMITHS ASS.28. Who do you think would win in a Celebrity Boxing match...Robert Smith or Daniel Ash?
jfk, he fucked monroe and died in his prime.29. If you could be a Kennedy, which one would you be?
they dont??????????????? i guess the new generation of fucksticks didnt watch doom generation in time...30. Why don't they make Black Death Tobacco Products anymore?
me when the beer is gone. me on stage.31. "Hell hath no fury like..."?
i want to name one fuck. because thats what most bad ones have screamed at it. that or herpes. "herpes is devestating the western sea board today... and it picked up a bar and burst it..... damn this rain.. damn herpes... it ruins everything..."32. Favourite name for a Hurricane?
no such thing. theres a band around here called "the auditors well be audited and the accounts will be held accountable"... the fact someone used that for a bandname just cracks me up. i wouldnt do it. but still.33. Most creative band name?
more honor in a hangover. lol.34. Hangovers or the Flu, which would you rather have?
shes trying to get me to fuck her. shes doing a good job, my evil master plan invovles me fucking her with a 9mm and shooting her thru the cunt till bullets pop out her skull as she starts to get off.then im gonna plug the skull holes, use the top of her head as a ceral bowl, fill it full of count chocula and her blood, and take it to my local hot topic wearing her skin as an outfit.35. Why does Amy Lee insist that she's goth?
because the record labels said "attn: all hottopic shoppers, she shops there and we said shes goth! you listen to us! now!"... history was made.36. Why do most people insist that Amy Lee is goth?
her?37. Venus Alers...know who she is?
damn i know ive heard this in a song or something.... but ill say folklore is usually a way for middle aged people to be boring. and the two birds id pick are vultures and ravens. fuck folk. im a large % american indian and im still not involved in that shit. white people ruined folklore of the real america. not my bag. one of the reasons i got into punk in TN to begin with. lol..t is the American Folklore significance of sparrows? Bonus points if you can name the other two types of birds that are significant in the same way!
YES......... usually ill say nonexistant. in the ways most people perceive it anyway. and 90% of the bullshit in life comes from peoples "love". i lived most of my life without and im fine. fuck all that shit. i believe in love when im drunk and need something to blame my alkie, id rather blame anything but the bottle. the bottle loves me.39. Love...overrated?
hate: its whats for dinner.40. Hate...yell it out like we won the war...you little fuckers! Don't you just love me?!?
Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:junkie christ wrote:Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:I have one question, that may be followed by a series of moronic questions that serve no purpose whatsoever.
Do you like cheese?
ohhhhhhhh yes.
esp some of the sauces i make that are just bigass cheese and tomato mixes........
That leads to my next question... And this question... Is just retarded
What would you say if I shaved my nipples, rubbed nacho cheese all over them, ran to a pro wrestling event, snuck into the ring with a jar of nacho cheese and a megaphone screaming "I LOVE CHEESE" then drinking the char of cheese like Stone Cold would a beer (If you've seen it, he's messy) then running off while screaming cheese. And if I could get back in another time, break a cheese jar over a wrestlers head ^.^
19. Best way to LEGALLY protect yourself in an automobile, without a concealed weapons permit?
legally? asking the wrong man. i have weapons hidden all over my car. from pepper spray to brass knuckles. sometimes a 9mm. but in all honesty id say a hit a run is legal if you run fast enough. and run over the witnesses. (Defer to GTA:vice city)
Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:To answer your questions about how hairy my nipples are.. Does the term wolfman mean anything to you? Or Gorilla boy?
As for my next question, not as em... Wierd as my last, but a little more disgusting.
How much cheese do you think Rikishi has between those enourmous cakes of his?
j/k
amazongoddess wrote:Ok, my question:
Is it ever possible to show too much cleavage, without looking slutty?
well ive never seen you but when it comes to boobies, theres a market for ALL BOOBIES. esp considering most guys love all boobies (well expect the nasty ones, but those are usually on people we dont have to see them to know this advance and a slim minority)..Ryuu_Draven wrote:I also have a cleavage question. Is it possible to get cleavage if I'm...me?
Suppose you would've had to see me in person to have a clue what I mean lol
junkie christ wrote:well ive never seen you but when it comes to boobies, theres a market for ALL BOOBIES. esp considering most guys love all boobies (well expect the nasty ones, but those are usually on people we dont have to see them to know this advance and a slim minority)..Ryuu_Draven wrote:I also have a cleavage question. Is it possible to get cleavage if I'm...me?
Suppose you would've had to see me in person to have a clue what I mean lol
its totally possible. i dont really reccommend boob jobs to anyone, but that can give you cleavage. ive never seen you or pics of you oustide the profile pic you had..... so i cant really speak to you specificly. but im sure you have nothing to worry about. most women dont, they just worry or even wonder on this topic.
but im all the time telling women this and they never listen but ill say it anyway:
the fact you have mammary glands in some way shape or from means men (and alot of women) want to see them, have pics of them, and will drool if their owner is topless.
if your that concerned over the matter of cleavage, may i remind you that
A) corsets corsets corsets corsets are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
and
B) variety is the spice of life. if all boobies where the same size, they would be no fun.
i know tons of guys (and grrrrls) that only go for smaller boobies.these days, i find thats more in style anyway.
Ryuu_Draven wrote:junkie christ wrote:well ive never seen you but when it comes to boobies, theres a market for ALL BOOBIES. esp considering most guys love all boobies (well expect the nasty ones, but those are usually on people we dont have to see them to know this advance and a slim minority)..Ryuu_Draven wrote:I also have a cleavage question. Is it possible to get cleavage if I'm...me?
Suppose you would've had to see me in person to have a clue what I mean lol
its totally possible. i dont really reccommend boob jobs to anyone, but that can give you cleavage. ive never seen you or pics of you oustide the profile pic you had..... so i cant really speak to you specificly. but im sure you have nothing to worry about. most women dont, they just worry or even wonder on this topic.
but im all the time telling women this and they never listen but ill say it anyway:
the fact you have mammary glands in some way shape or from means men (and alot of women) want to see them, have pics of them, and will drool if their owner is topless.
if your that concerned over the matter of cleavage, may i remind you that
A) corsets corsets corsets corsets are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
and
B) variety is the spice of life. if all boobies where the same size, they would be no fun.
i know tons of guys (and grrrrls) that only go for smaller boobies.these days, i find thats more in style anyway.
Lol, thanks. Funny, I wasn't expecting this to be taken seriously...buuuut corsets are something to look into....so is money...which leads me to my next question...
Which bank in Knoxville do you suppose would be easiest to rob?
yea but the more people the less money we all make....PushEast wrote:Have you tried? May be on the next American Football game we need to gather a big band of freaks and to get some money and fun?