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Who would win

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Ok in a scoker game between some ducks and peguines who do you think would win??

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Post by sinful_fetish »

I dont know which is stranger....that you posted this or that I am answering.

Penguins rule.
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it just something I thought of that I got off the Nicktoons channel. There's a little short that comes on every now and then called Fowl Play and it just got me thinking and well I was j/c to know what you guys thought.

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Gotta go with penguins...cause they are the coolest birds evah!!!!!
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Post by tat2jay »

it would totally depend on the weather conditions
in a mild or warm envirmonment, ducks would do the job
if it got a bit cold pengs would have the advantage cuz the ducks slow down their metabolism too much to be effecive on the defence
but i would say on a brisk, moderatly cool but not cold fall evening - no rain, that the ducks would have the slight advantage due to the lentght of their legs and ability to get their heads closer to the grownd with out slidding on their tummies
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Post by white_darkness »

Whichever carnivore that happened to wander in upon this game would win.

Of course, it could be a technical fowl...
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Ducks...They can fly...What kinda defence would penguines have against that?
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4X541N7 wrote:Ducks...They can fly...What kinda defence would penguines have against that?


An umbrella with a machine gun built into it?
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I was attacked by a duck once (litterally).
It was very traumatizing.
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ducks are crazy......

penguins are cute.
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white_darkness wrote:Whichever carnivore that happened to wander in upon this game would win.

Of course, it could be a technical fowl...

FOWL! HA HA! IT'S A PUN! HA! HA!


HA!


HA HA!

Ducks, cuz in our climate, they're faster. But i'd be rooting for the pengies.
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Who cares?! They make for good rotisserie!:twisted:
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The penguins would win with all their l33t hacking skillz... oh wait you're talking about the actual animal not linux...
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The penguins, of course. They have better hardware.

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I'm with Iblis on this one!!!!

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Post by vinylpirate »

Im partial to ducks....however you must take the scientific approach: the mallard duck(anas platyrhynchos) is a mere 23.5-28 inches tall, and only swims at an average of 5.8 mph....the emperor penguin(aptenodytes forsteri) is a mammoth 3.7 ft tall, 60-90lbs, and swims 8.9 mph! I think we have a winner!
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