Who would win

Wolfs_Bane · Post by **Wolfs_Bane** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:27 pm

Ok in a scoker game between some ducks and peguines who do you think would win??

WB

sinful_fetish · Post by **sinful_fetish** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:32 pm

I dont know which is stranger....that you posted this or that I am answering.

Penguins rule.

Wolfs_Bane · Post by **Wolfs_Bane** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:36 pm

it just something I thought of that I got off the Nicktoons channel. There's a little short that comes on every now and then called Fowl Play and it just got me thinking and well I was j/c to know what you guys thought.

WB

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:39 pm

Gotta go with penguins...cause they are the coolest birds evah!!!!!

tat2jay · Post by **tat2jay** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:37 pm

it would totally depend on the weather conditions
in a mild or warm envirmonment, ducks would do the job
if it got a bit cold pengs would have the advantage cuz the ducks slow down their metabolism too much to be effecive on the defence
but i would say on a brisk, moderatly cool but not cold fall evening - no rain, that the ducks would have the slight advantage due to the lentght of their legs and ability to get their heads closer to the grownd with out slidding on their tummies

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:49 pm

Whichever carnivore that happened to wander in upon this game would win.

Of course, it could be a technical fowl...

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:19 pm

Ducks...They can fly...What kinda defence would penguines have against that?

Post by **Bone** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:38 pm

4X541N7 wrote:Ducks...They can fly...What kinda defence would penguines have against that?

An umbrella with a machine gun built into it?
<in best Burgess Meradeth> wah wah wah wah :lol:

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:43 pm

I was attacked by a duck once (litterally).
It was very traumatizing.

Melicious Scam · Post by **Melicious Scam** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:47 pm

ducks are crazy......

penguins are cute.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:05 pm

white_darkness wrote:Whichever carnivore that happened to wander in upon this game would win.

Of course, it could be a technical fowl...

FOWL! HA HA! IT'S A PUN! HA! HA!

HA!

HA HA!

Ducks, cuz in our climate, they're faster. But i'd be rooting for the pengies.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:11 pm

Who cares?! They make for good rotisserie!:twisted:
*Merc starts gnawing on penguin*

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:26 pm

The penguins would win with all their l33t hacking skillz... oh wait you're talking about the actual animal not linux...

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:43 pm

The penguins, of course. They have better hardware.

CryptMonger · Post by **CryptMonger** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:50 pm

I'm with Iblis on this one!!!!

vinylpirate · Post by **vinylpirate** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:55 pm

Im partial to ducks....however you must take the scientific approach: the mallard duck(anas platyrhynchos) is a mere 23.5-28 inches tall, and only swims at an average of 5.8 mph....the emperor penguin(aptenodytes forsteri) is a mammoth 3.7 ft tall, 60-90lbs, and swims 8.9 mph! I think we have a winner!