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Monkeys for sale! I sh*t you not.
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oh, i wish i had the money to buy a monkey...I have always wanted a monkey....

I better start saving

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oh why cant i be rich
id LOVE a monkey..........lol
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so what does this have to do with Sanctus? You get in free if you have a monkey? :shock:
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Aaaww man I would love a monkey.....or better yet a Sugarglider.


But something about this site makes me a little sad.
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Hmm, I wonder if it's possible to put oneself up for sale on there...
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yeah, you get in free if you bring a monkey.....if i was able to bring a stuffed monkey im sure i could get in
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While it has since been specified that only a live monkey will do for free admitance.....spending $5000 to save $5 seems....impractical.
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celticsmith wrote:While it has since been specified that only a live monkey will do for free admitance.....spending $5000 to save $5 seems....impractical.


Exactly.
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Antikamars wrote:yeah, you get in free if you bring a monkey.....if i was able to bring a stuffed monkey im sure i could get in


been there, tried that. did not float.
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How about if you look likea monkey (one going bald)?
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Lost Traveler wrote:How about if you look likea monkey (one going bald)?


only if you smell like one too.
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Post by Nemesis »

Free Skanktus or not...I would love to have a monkey...Junkie: Remember that idea you had about getting me more drum equipment...? I think it just might work... :lol:
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Nemesis wrote:Free Skanktus or not...I would love to have a monkey...Junkie: Remember that idea you had about getting me more drum equipment...? I think it just might work... :lol:


Now I have Beastie Boys going through my head...

Brass Monkey!!!
That funky monkey, junkie!
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Post by X »

ACTUALLY....

not to shit on anyone's parade.....i think i killed the monkey rule.


i think you have to have a duckbill playtupus now......or maybe an alligator??
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Post by div »

who cares about monkeys? I want a black leopard...

http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm


okay, so they sell monkeys too....
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celticsmith wrote:While it has since been specified that only a live monkey will do for free admitance.....spending $5000 to save $5 seems....impractical.


Well if its a long term investment. Say in about 83.33333 years ($5000 for the monkey to save $5 at the door. So 1000 Sancti would be the break even point) the monkey will have broken even and after you went to your 1001 Sanctus then you would have made a profit. That is assuming you, the monkey, and Sanctus survive 83.4 years+

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Evenone needs to depericate their roller bearings!!!

I would also get one of those Kidde back slings to carry my monkey in. So I could in fact carry a monkey on my back.
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creapyrob wrote: That is assuming you, the monkey, and Sanctus survive 83.4 years+


It could happen... :roll:
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Post by JaNell »

karmakaze wrote:
Antikamars wrote:yeah, you get in free if you bring a monkey.....if i was able to bring a stuffed monkey im sure i could get in


been there, tried that. did not float.



But 500 pennies works fine...
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Post by Antikamars »

ACTUALLY....

not to shit on anyone's parade.....i think i killed the monkey rule.


i think you have to have a duckbill playtupus now......or maybe an alligator??



what about a dead alligators head...now my brother has one of those...lol...
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