Get in to Sanctus FREE!!!

vertigo25 · Post by **vertigo25** » Wed May 28, 2003 8:49 am

Monkeys for sale! I sh*t you not.

Antikamars · Post by **Antikamars** » Wed May 28, 2003 11:34 am

oh, i wish i had the money to buy a monkey...I have always wanted a monkey....

I better start saving

Antika

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed May 28, 2003 11:45 am

oh why cant i be rich
id LOVE a monkey..........lol

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Wed May 28, 2003 12:01 pm

so what does this have to do with Sanctus? You get in free if you have a monkey? :shock:

Pharinet · Post by **Pharinet** » Wed May 28, 2003 12:07 pm

Aaaww man I would love a monkey.....or better yet a Sugarglider.

But something about this site makes me a little sad.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed May 28, 2003 12:21 pm

Hmm, I wonder if it's possible to put oneself up for sale on there...

Antikamars · Post by **Antikamars** » Wed May 28, 2003 12:34 pm

yeah, you get in free if you bring a monkey.....if i was able to bring a stuffed monkey im sure i could get in

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:45 pm

While it has since been specified that only a live monkey will do for free admitance.....spending $5000 to save $5 seems....impractical.

ReddErin · Post by **ReddErin** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:46 pm

celticsmith wrote:While it has since been specified that only a live monkey will do for free admitance.....spending $5000 to save $5 seems....impractical.

Exactly.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:50 pm

Antikamars wrote:yeah, you get in free if you bring a monkey.....if i was able to bring a stuffed monkey im sure i could get in

been there, tried that. did not float.

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:55 pm

How about if you look likea monkey (one going bald)?

DarkestEyez · Post by **DarkestEyez** » Wed May 28, 2003 2:37 pm

Lost Traveler wrote:How about if you look likea monkey (one going bald)?

only if you smell like one too.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed May 28, 2003 3:00 pm

Free Skanktus or not...I would love to have a monkey...Junkie: Remember that idea you had about getting me more drum equipment...? I think it just might work... :lol:

vertigo25 · Post by **vertigo25** » Wed May 28, 2003 3:22 pm

Nemesis wrote:Free Skanktus or not...I would love to have a monkey...Junkie: Remember that idea you had about getting me more drum equipment...? I think it just might work...

Now I have Beastie Boys going through my head...

Brass Monkey!!!
That funky monkey, junkie!

X · Post by X » Wed May 28, 2003 3:36 pm

ACTUALLY....

not to shit on anyone's parade.....i think i killed the monkey rule.

i think you have to have a duckbill playtupus now......or maybe an alligator??

div · Post by **div** » Wed May 28, 2003 4:54 pm

who cares about monkeys? I want a black leopard...

http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm

okay, so they sell monkeys too....

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Thu May 29, 2003 1:00 am

celticsmith wrote:While it has since been specified that only a live monkey will do for free admitance.....spending $5000 to save $5 seems....impractical.

Well if its a long term investment. Say in about 83.33333 years ($5000 for the monkey to save $5 at the door. So 1000 Sancti would be the break even point) the monkey will have broken even and after you went to your 1001 Sanctus then you would have made a profit. That is assuming you, the monkey, and Sanctus survive 83.4 years+

Business sucks, don't major in it or get a minor in it. I can depericate trucks, computers, ink pens, and roller bearings, WOOT!

Evenone needs to depericate their roller bearings!!!

I would also get one of those Kidde back slings to carry my monkey in. So I could in fact carry a monkey on my back.

Post by **Bone** » Thu May 29, 2003 1:17 am

creapyrob wrote: That is assuming you, the monkey, and Sanctus survive 83.4 years+

It could happen... :roll:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Thu May 29, 2003 9:09 am

karmakaze wrote:
Antikamars wrote:yeah, you get in free if you bring a monkey.....if i was able to bring a stuffed monkey im sure i could get in

been there, tried that. did not float.

But 500 pennies works fine...

Antikamars · Post by **Antikamars** » Thu May 29, 2003 11:35 am

ACTUALLY....

not to shit on anyone's parade.....i think i killed the monkey rule.

i think you have to have a duckbill playtupus now......or maybe an alligator??

what about a dead alligators head...now my brother has one of those...lol...