Random Junkie Christ Thread

[Coor]

[iOk I've got one for ya.Cuz I want to see if ya know the correct answer.(I do).HeeHee!
Facts:
1)There are 5 houses(along the street)in 5 different colors:
blue,green,red,white,and yellow.
2)In each house lives a person of a different nationality:
Brit,Dane,German,Norwegian and Swede.
3)These 5 owners drink a certain beverage:
beer, coffee,milk,tea,and water,
smoke a certain brand of cigar:
Blue Master,Dunhill,Pall Mall,Prince, and blend,
and keep a certain pet:
cat,bird,dog,fish,and horse.
No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigars, or
drink the same beverage.
Hints:
1) The Brit lives in a red house.
2)The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3)The Dane drinks tea,
4)The green house is on the left of the white house(next to it).
5)The green house owner drinks coffee.
6)The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7)The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk.
9)The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10)The man who smokes blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11)The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12)The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13)THe German smokes Prince.
14)The Norwegian lives next to the blue House.
The Man who smokes blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

And the question is?......Who keeps fish?
[/i]

The Norwegian

[badkiity]

Nope its not the Norwegian.You've got to use the process of elimination.So how are you coming on it Junkie?

[pestilance]

Preach on brother JC, it was a well written post even tho Very intoxicated junkie answeared.

junkie, what purpose do we have by existing????
I EXPECT a complicated answer.....but i am drunk right now so whatever.......

VERY intoxicated junkie answering these last few posts....
existence is futile (im allowed to quote myself damnit..). plain and simple and ill tell you why......
we spend our lives either in service or in denial of service of others. doing what others want/ expect OR we constantly try to live by our own standards (while sounding like a good idea, the majority of people [note: NOT ALL] will never succeed in life do to the greed of others. keep reading). you cant make people happy because eventually they want more. Maybe they dont give you what fits your self serving needs. Either way, YOUR BOTH GREEDY. small amounts of greed (i.e. choosing friends by requirement or personal possessions to a degree..) are perfectly natural. they are acceptable. but others feel the need to horde resources / people / opinions / the media / thought / religion / food / money / lives / deaths / the order of the world......... it revolves around a puesdo-consumerist bubble of gathering/consuming/destroying. GREED.
even if you try to live for yourself, you can only do it by destroying someone elses opportunity at something in the grand scheme...
think of all the perfect families that never come together because someone did some small everyday activity (a phone call, cutting in a line in a public place) that could prevent others from meeting their soulmates or fortunes..... GREED.
and even if your aware of all these facts it still wont matter because others are not and some just dont give a shit (i.e. my bitching on republicans, politians in general reallly, organized religion, ect.). sooooooooo at the end of the day the endless cycle of greed perpetuates itself. think this is stupid, your in denial. existence's meaning due to these factors is reduceded to choosing a side. You can either A) try to make a difference and help those effected by the problem while trying to contribute more or B) keep doing what you do.
but either way you still defeat many chances outta the fishbowl, but a certain degree of this is required or nothing would ever happen in the long run. the fear of stepping on someones toes would defeat motion, sort of speak.
existence should/would/could be trying to evolve past the sum of your influences and your mistakes and your successes and your bullshit prefrabircated lies of consumer product and dead family structures and doing something more, but when you do it try not tp destroy the goodguy.... when you have to make those nessecary acts of destruction to keep the cycle going try to destroy the organizations that hold us down.
consumerism. misplaced hatred. the governments. the organizations of buisness that destroyed religion. the moral majority. the status quo. THE GREEDIEST GO FIRST.
but until we can break down the walls and level the playing field, kill the beast of greed, ect
existence is futile. and it so because not enough people choose A really. not enough people trying to change it. would be to costly. that rode is to hard........blek. we only hope that one day enough people saying its not and are willing to try can help the failed project of humanity run smoothly again.......
theres mispelled drunken logic from the junkie. hope that made some sense and im not a total rambling barstool hero right now...
the word of the day is GREED.

[Kilashayne]

And the question is?......Who keeps fish?

The German lives in a green house (4th on the block), drinks coffee, smokes Prince cigarettes, and owns fish.

and i have too much free time.

sorry i answered for you JC, i couldn't resist.

[badkiity]

ok now my question to you is this.how did you get your answer?Did you actually come up with it on your on or did you cheat?I have to ask you this because only 2% of the people in the world can answer this question correctly.So yes everyone that was the right answer

[The Stormstress]

And the question is?......Who keeps fish?

The German lives in a green house (4th on the block), drinks coffee, smokes Prince cigarettes, and owns fish.

and i have too much free time.

sorry i answered for you JC, i couldn't resist.

Can rel8 2 the 2 much free time comment ... sat here & figured it up myself when I 1st read it ... I uzed 2 do thoze logic puzzlez all ov the time like a madman/woman ... LOL

[Kilashayne]

ok now my question to you is this.how did you get your answer?Did you actually come up with it on your on or did you cheat?I have to ask you this because only 2% of the people in the world can answer this question correctly.So yes everyone that was the right answer

uh, i came up with it on my own... it's really easy if you just re-organize the clues in the right order. Like Stormstress, i used to do logic puzzles all the time and ... uh, i dunno, i'm just good at them i guess. How do you cheat on something like that, anyway?

[junkie christ]

ok now my question to you is this.how did you get your answer?Did you actually come up with it on your on or did you cheat?I have to ask you this because only 2% of the people in the world can answer this question correctly.So yes everyone that was the right answer

ill answer that one easily.
shes in the worlds smartest 10% (isnt that the percentage for mensa? cant think of it. guess thats why im not in it. lol)i know of for sure, and after spending alot of time around her, ill take that bet shes in the 2%.
if i could ever be that smart, i wouldnt be sitting on my ass right now, id be curing cancer so i could sell it to the government (who would in turn hide the cure, but still).

[Russo]

I have a few Circle Jerks and Born Against albums in my iTunes library of over 1000 songs, yet it seems like I only hear punk albums when I put it on random play. Why in the hell does my player insist on playing punk songs more than everything else?

[junkie christ]

I have a few Circle Jerks and Born Against albums in my iTunes library of over 1000 songs, yet it seems like I only hear punk albums when I put it on random play. Why in the hell does my player insist on playing punk songs more than everything else?

it likes punk. it wants you to as well.

try reorganizing your albums
random isnt entirely possible for those programs, its a variation of patterns.
also try a reinstall of itunes.

[iblis]

Why is it that when I make a FreeBSD bootdisk, my brand motherfucking new floppy drive sounds like it's possessed?

Oh, for that matter, why do you think that programs that run in the background, usually services, are called daemons on UNIX-based systems?

[junkie christ]

Why is it that when I make a FreeBSD bootdisk, my brand motherfucking new floppy drive sounds like it's possessed?

check the actual floppy disk for small republicans.......
id try another disk or id try another floppy drive...... or maybe your new drive is talkative and wants to talk to you
maybe you should get a translator.

Oh, for that matter, why do you think that programs that run in the background, usually services, are called daemons on UNIX-based systems?

truth in advertising.
unix-based systems are from hell.
look at all the evils they allow.... hehe.

[pestilance]

So if there is someone out there for everyone and I've had my fill of everyone why the fuck can't I find just one that I'm happy with for more than month's at a time. I mean hell there is some great people out there and I've hung with so many shiat, I'd just be happy with one female right now... Any advice dear abby lol

[junkie christ]

So if there is someone out there for everyone

ummm there is? divorce rates, lonliness, and the sales of trent reznors albums all say thats full of shit.
theres someone for everyone at certain points in life.
saying theres someone for everyone is bullshit, why dont they just be honest. its about finding someone your compatible with and as years pass and people change you work together to change in the same ways so you dont start hating each other.

and I've had my fill of everyone

wrong again. i can guarantee you however "filled" you are now... in a matter of days/weeks it will be worse. that part of life never changes.

why the fuck can't I find just one that I'm happy with for more than month's at a time.

reread all answers to this point and append this:
because people hide things, people lie, people change, people are the most unstable shit in the universe.that and its ungodly hard to find people in this day and age to be happy with
theres too many inputs to a person anymore. you gotta find someone with similiar tastes in SO MUCH SHIT, stand each others lifestyle, careers, ambition, drug/alkie problems, all the bullshit that people say anyway (people are mostly full of shit anyway).....blahblahblahblah
every year more shit gets put in the stack and people still wonder why its hard to find someone to be happy with?
and even if you do they always wanna upgrade and then you get dumped and feel worse than you did when you were lonely and looking for someone.
my advice?
STOP TRYING TO VALIDATE YOUR OWN EXISTENCE VIA A WOMAN
focus on yourself and be as honest and wellversed as you can, and dont make your modus operandi finding a woman... let it just happen. eventually youll meet someone to bowls you over... or eventually you wont.
but obsessing over it and stressing over it and getting depressed over it wont fix shit
it will just make things worse and make your options of women selections even worse.

I mean hell there is some great people out there and I've hung with so many shiat, I'd just be happy with one female right now... Any advice dear abby lol

id say be happy with yourself and then be happy with nonserious shit with women just to kinda learn and leave.

just dont get too worried about it.
i speak brutal, but its not mental insulting to you.

consider this your wakeup call

i hope any of this helps at all, good luck in your search
its a problem ive had alot in life, these are summerized versions of some of what ive learned
just remember, even if your at your happiest, and its with another person, whats gonna happen if they leave you?
the focus should always be on being happy with yourself so you can be happy around others.

[pestilance]

Good advice junkie thx man

[junkie christ]

Good advice junkie thx man

anyitme
i live for this shit
really.

[RavenLunatic]

Here's a question from my step-daughter...

Why are elephants afraid of mice?

[junkie christ]

Here's a question from my step-daughter...

Why are elephants afraid of mice?

fear the mice will crawl up their bum.
i mean damn, if you were that big, mice could probably run in and out of your ass.

[4X541N7]

Here's a question from my step-daughter...

Why are elephants afraid of mice?

fear the mice will crawl up their bum.
i mean damn, if you were that big, mice could probably run in and out of your ass.

Hence why Richard Gere is the biggest star of them all...Ok..Joking...

Junkie...I have a question for you...

What song, written by Will Ferrell...& Public performed by A Perfect Circle...Is about I Love Lucy Characture, Fred Mertz?

[Shaggy]

First off...Ello junkie....it's been awhile. But why do POG's insist that they are in fact just the same as infantry...when they know damn well their not? EX: "Oh, I'm a 98 Golf (Finance arsehole I believe) but we basically do the same shit."