Random Junkie Christ Thread

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Sat May 24, 2003 10:47 pm

junkie christ wrote: 2)withdrawl...lol. just depends on the persons caffine intake, same as any other drug. too much or too little....JITTER JITTER!!!!!!

I think I misphrased... it was not withdrawal that made me jittery, but overdose. twice my normal daily caffeine intake in four hours... and they took away my Code Red and wouldn't give it back.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon May 26, 2003 1:49 pm

Imp wrote:
junkie christ wrote: 2)withdrawl...lol. just depends on the persons caffine intake, same as any other drug. too much or too little....JITTER JITTER!!!!!!

I think I misphrased... it was not withdrawal that made me jittery, but overdose. twice my normal daily caffeine intake in four hours... and they took away my Code Red and wouldn't give it back.

ohhhhhhhh ok.
yea that makes a little more sense (those bastards. i woulda stabbed em......) :twisted:

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:24 pm

Is there such a thing as free will?

div · Post by **div** » Mon May 26, 2003 3:11 pm

Imp wrote:Is there such a thing as free will?

oh, that one's easy. Yes. Of course there's such a thing as free will. It's a concept, not a physical manifestation. There might be no actual Santa, but the concept is real enough that every year stores start loading up the toy isles earlier and earlier.

Here's the real question: What is free will and do we, as individual cognitive beings, have it?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon May 26, 2003 11:58 pm

Imp wrote:Is there such a thing as free will?

see the power struggles segements i wrote before to start this.
insert that here.....

ME!! wrote:. its such a clouded subject. one the one hand, you have you peers, mass marketing, the government, the police, ect... telling you what to do. your god even tells you what to do if u have one (even christians who harp on humans having free will like theres no tomorrow)..... yet on the other side YOU make your choices at the end of the day. the first side will respond to that with you produce your answers as a resonse of your stimuli. i personally think this:
its a give take ying yang mind fuck. yea you DO make your decisions at the end of the day. your free will lies in how much to please other sources it lies in.

you make your choices within a limited spectrum of allowances ( laws, gov, peers. money, signifigant others). free will is often considered greedy in this regard because if you do something that steps on the toes of someone you supposedly care about then
your being greedy....... um yea. go figure.
free will exists in the power struggle of what you can get away with. but your stimuli-thru-life will dictate the choices herein that you use to make your selection, which removes even more of the FREE from free will.
so wrapping this up without a three page paper:
A)free will isnt that great becaues its deducted from so much......
B)free will has stipulations on it all the way across
C) your selections may already be made for you because of fear of external response.
so free will is a teeny tiny little violin to play your sadness on.
because in the end, your free will is really only your freedom to debate it and have emotions around it. sometimes you get lucky and its your selection......
:whew:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon May 26, 2003 11:58 pm

div wrote:
Imp wrote:Is there such a thing as free will?

oh, that one's easy. Yes. Of course there's such a thing as free will. It's a concept, not a physical manifestation. There might be no actual Santa, but the concept is real enough that every year stores start loading up the toy isles earlier and earlier.

Here's the real question: What is free will and do we, as individual cognitive beings, have it?

previous answer kinda hits your too. enough to pass anyway.

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu May 29, 2003 10:05 pm

Are there limits when it comes to good comedy?

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu May 29, 2003 10:45 pm

Hypothetical scenario: You've consumed too much booze, and you suddenly realize that you're about to unleash a technicolor belch. There is almost a clear path to the can, with the exception of this hot dame you've been eyeballing all night, who is standing directly in front of the restroom door and chatting with her friends.

What do you do?

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Fri May 30, 2003 2:34 am

Will this bloody thread ever end?

Antikamars · Post by **Antikamars** » Fri May 30, 2003 3:32 am

thats what i was thinking..lol

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri May 30, 2003 10:09 am

iblis wrote:Hypothetical scenario: You've consumed too much booze, and you suddenly realize that you're about to unleash a technicolor belch. There is almost a clear path to the can, with the exception of this hot dame you've been eyeballing all night, who is standing directly in front of the restroom door and chatting with her friends.

What do you do?

wow...good one.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri May 30, 2003 11:03 am

white_darkness wrote:Are there limits when it comes to good comedy?

yep. and to find them, have your lawyer explain them to you. they are the lines that land you in federal prison. then have your lawyer explain how to get out/around them.......... :twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri May 30, 2003 11:05 am

iblis wrote:Hypothetical scenario: You've consumed too much booze, and you suddenly realize that you're about to unleash a technicolor belch. There is almost a clear path to the can, with the exception of this hot dame you've been eyeballing all night, who is standing directly in front of the restroom door and chatting with her friends.

What do you do?

act like you have a cell phone call to answer (if you own one turn the power off and stick it your face screaming hold on i cant hear you, lemme go to the bathroom!)..... if they stop you say, hold on phone is vibrating and i gotta answer it where i can hear.. brb...
go puke, wash it off, return (make sure you go get a drink to get the puke off your breath).

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri May 30, 2003 11:06 am

The Fallen wrote:Will this bloody thread ever end?

nope.
never.
ever.
people just keep asking and i keep answering.....
hehe.
but we are having harmless shits and giggles with it so who cares?
:-D

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri May 30, 2003 11:09 am

Antikamars wrote:thats what i was thinking..lol

well i know its not as fun as the poll on the creepy guy, hello kitty vibartors, or tits vs. everything else threads...
but we like it......
:twisted:

my lil slice of the pie is freakin 13 pages..... im pretty damn proud of her! lol.

Antikamars · Post by **Antikamars** » Fri May 30, 2003 2:35 pm

you know we love you jc!!!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri May 30, 2003 3:16 pm

Antikamars wrote:you know we love you jc!!!!!

i know!!!
::just gotta protect my thread.....!!!!!!::
its like my only child!!!!
lol.

kissmeblack · Post by **kissmeblack** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 3:29 pm

Junkie: Hvor er min hvitlokspulver?!?!?!?!

Why do I keep getting caught listening to Jungle Love and dancing in my car?

How did my friends and I end up in Rockwell on the way to the drive in?

Who the hell is LadyBug Pants??? *laughs at Vampilot*

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 3:34 pm

charming arse wrote:Junkie: Hvor er min hvitlokspulver?!?!?!?!

Why do I keep getting caught listening to Jungle Love and dancing in my car?

How did my friends and I end up in Rockwell on the way to the drive in?

Who the hell is LadyBug Pants??? *laughs at Vampilot*

Hvor er min hvitlokspulver? you left it inside the anus of a midget named Tito... hes a street performed in the old city area..... i told you not try crack..... j/k. no really, its in your hand right this second.....
jungle love.... BECAUSE EVERY ONE SHOULD. ohweeohweeoh...
rockwell? 1 word, 3 letters. M A P. roads are scary now that the midgets that make roadmaps get under the roads and move them every tuesday so you cant drive the same way anywhere anymore..
ladybugpants? sounds like a personal hygene problem.. ask a doctor.......

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 6:07 pm

Do aliens masturbate? If so, which tentacle do they use?

Who would win in a mud wrestling match? Cthulhu, or Barbie?

Of the above two, who makes a better porn star?

Peanut Butter, or ass?