Random Junkie Christ Thread

[Cryso lueth Wylthen]

Dear Junkie C,


Of course we all know I was joking in my previous post, but anyways, on to my next question. How many times a month do you get drunk? About how many gallons of alcohol do you consume bi monthly?

Everyones least favorite Weirdo~

RAT

[junkie christ]

If Jesus & Satan had to walk through the 'Ghetto'...Who would be packing the 9mm?...My vote's on Jesus...'Cause you know Satan's not white...[/i]

satan. definitly satan.
he would be trying to earn some cred because he is white.
see the move Be Cool.. vince vaughns character. yea.

plus jesus can perform miracles. much hander than a gun. if with a wave of your hand you can put money into the projects, take the guns and drugs out, and educate the people... noones gonna wanna shoot you
no one would shoot at jesus in the ghetto anyway. i mean hes got no bling, and every rapper ive ever seen "gives it up to god".

[junkie christ]

Dear Junkie C,


Of course we all know I was joking in my previous post, but anyways, on to my next question. How many times a month do you get drunk? About how many gallons of alcohol do you consume bi monthly?

Everyones least favorite Weirdo~

RAT

i get drunk usually on saturday. sanctus i usually get drunk. and sometimes on fridays or once during the week or so if its like an occasion but thats not often at all anymore.
my drinking is severely curved from what it used to be. i dont enjoy it unless in im a bar full of people, perferably that i know. i dont have a drinking problem anymore, but when i drink i drink a shitload, to the point that bartenders remember my name and what i drink within a week or two. new bartenders have been warned by management about me in a few places i used to go... just to tell them to *not* cut me off. i tip well and i order extremely frequently. i drink wayyyyyyyyyyyy more than i should when i drink.
but after last night i dont even think i will get drunk every saturday anymore.
i guess i get drunk about 5 times a month in total anymore.maybe 6, but id say that number will slip even lower.
as for amounts? umm...... at least a fifth to a liter of liquor and a six pack of guiness if im in a bar........ as much as a 1.75 liter if i cant sleep and am in the mood. yet i can drink beer fast and be toasted.just hits me different. now calculate that up and youll get how much i drink a month.

[iblis]

Holy shit.

I drink more than junkie.

[junkie christ]

Holy shit.

I drink more than junkie.

yea, but i outdrink ya when we drink.

[iblis]

Holy shit.

I drink more than junkie.

yea, but i outdrink ya when we drink.

Man, you outdrink fucking Jack D. when you drink.

You're like, "fuck you, I know you're 80 proof, but by this time, I'm fucking 92 proof. suck it."

[junkie christ]

Holy shit.

I drink more than junkie.

yea, but i outdrink ya when we drink.

Man, you outdrink fucking Jack D. when you drink.

You're like, "fuck you, I know you're 80 proof, but by this time, I'm fucking 92 proof. suck it."

hahahhaha!
well according to the roasting of me last night, my cum is 80 proof as well.

[iblis]

Holy shit.

I drink more than junkie.

yea, but i outdrink ya when we drink.

Man, you outdrink fucking Jack D. when you drink.

You're like, "fuck you, I know you're 80 proof, but by this time, I'm fucking 92 proof. suck it."

hahahhaha!
well according to the roasting of me last night, my cum is 80 proof as well.

That means that 12 proof of you comes from somewhere else...

Maybe your ass?

[junkie christ]

yep. sometimes i go to take a shit and nothing but pure grain alkie comes out, prebottled from the distillery in my ass.
im not high strung, theres just a distillery inside my ass.

[iblis]

yep. sometimes i go to take a shit and nothing but pure grain alkie comes out, prebottled from the distillery in my ass.
im not high strung, theres just a distillery inside my ass.

I'm now waiting for the legions of KG to start sucking the juices from your ass.

Then people will be like, "Hey, junkie's a precious commodity!" and other countries will invade us to bring their favorite form of government to our shores and kill all of our porn servers and make us bleed from where it hurts the most: our cocks.

And for those who don't have cocks, they'll sew cocks onto them and make them pretend it's their cocks that are hurting, and not where their vaginal regions used to be, before the nazi motherfuckers cut off anything that might even resemble a clitoris, because a clitoris is Evilâ„¢ and not full of godly (wisdom|jizzdom) like a penis.

And by that time I think I'll be in Mexico, living the life like only an American could, drinking tequila (which only a bad-ass, lower-middle class American can afford in Mexico these days) and living in fear that some psycho-killer is going to break into my house and rape my chihuahua and steal my goldfish because it might sell for a marginally decent dinner.... Just like the good old days back in the U.S. of A.

Junkie, your ass is a liability to national security. Bend over, while uncle Sam makes sure that you're not a tapioca colored threat to our freedom and good sense of fashion.

[junkie christ]

yep. sometimes i go to take a shit and nothing but pure grain alkie comes out, prebottled from the distillery in my ass.
im not high strung, theres just a distillery inside my ass.

I'm now waiting for the legions of KG to start sucking the juices from your ass.

Then people will be like, "Hey, junkie's a precious commodity!" and other countries will invade us to bring their favorite form of government to our shores and kill all of our porn servers and make us bleed from where it hurts the most: our cocks.

And for those who don't have cocks, they'll sew cocks onto them and make them pretend it's their cocks that are hurting, and not where their vaginal regions used to be, before the nazi motherfuckers cut off anything that might even resemble a clitoris, because a clitoris is Evilâ„¢ and not full of godly (wisdom|jizzdom) like a penis.

And by that time I think I'll be in Mexico, living the life like only an American could, drinking tequila (which only a bad-ass, lower-middle class American can afford in Mexico these days) and living in fear that some psycho-killer is going to break into my house and rape my chihuahua and steal my goldfish because it might sell for a marginally decent dinner.... Just like the good old days back in the U.S. of A.

Junkie, your ass is a liability to national security. Bend over, while uncle Sam makes sure that you're not a tapioca colored threat to our freedom and good sense of fashion.

my favorite post in kg history
i got nothing.

[Cryso lueth Wylthen]

Dear Junkie


How can I be as amusing as you and the Almighty Iblis?

[junkie christ]

Dear Junkie


How can I be as amusing as you and the Almighty Iblis?

reread our posts
its half being a genius and half being drunk.

[Cryso lueth Wylthen]

Then I'm screwed >.<
I'm no genius, and I can't stand the taste of alcohol... Methinks I'ma get shot for that comment

~runs~

[junkie christ]

I can't stand the taste of alcohol...
~runs~

hell no you wont get shot
more for me.

[DarkVader]

I can't stand the taste of alcohol...
~runs~

hell no you wont get shot
more for me.

But you might.

Get your ass out to Sanctus.

[junkie christ]

I can't stand the taste of alcohol...
~runs~

hell no you wont get shot
more for me.

But you might.

Get your ass out to Sanctus.

yessir!
was reinstalling software. leaving now.

[Cryso lueth Wylthen]

Isn't great when you recieve a check in the mail from school when you didn't even work for the money?

I love being lazy.

[Silent Huntress]

That's my lottery money they keep sending you!

Enjoy it while you can. Work sucks.

[Midnight_Scarlet_Angel]

Dear Junkie C,

i get drunk usually on saturday.
i drink wayyyyyyyyyyyy more than i should when i drink.
but after last night i dont even think i will get drunk every saturday anymore.

But you are extremely insiteful (sp) when inebriated. I very much enjoyed speaking/arguing with you in Temple. Hope to get in a heated fight again sometime.