Reasons to kill yourself...

[uncle goth]

this from my wife ,"the five foot pegan","My daughter grew up to be a "REPUBLICAN", where did I go wrong?


I'gonna pok a toothless pitbull with a stick untill it gums me to death

[gothic_spleen]

my hick brother and his wife are coming to sanctus, plz everybody help me stay sane. There not actually hicks but they are more country than me. they are good people, they just dont understand....they think that goth is a fashion, or just a party all the time.

[gothic_spleen]

AHHHHHHHH!!!! *click, click, click, click, click,......where is my bullets?

[Russo]

they are good people, they just dont understand....they think that goth is a fashion, or just a party all the time.

Um, it is a fashion. And a style of music, too. If you're thinking all of us hang around in graveyards all night and write terrible poetry, you've got the wrong idea. Except about the poetry part.

[gothic_spleen]

they are good people, they just dont understand....they think that goth is a fashion, or just a party all the time.

Um, it is a fashion. And a style of music, too. If you're thinking all of us hang around in graveyards all night and write terrible poetry, you've got the wrong idea. Except about the poetry part.

no u took it the wrong way...i know we dont all hang around in graveyards...im not that dumb, i didnt even say that.

[gothic_spleen]

by the way happy belated bday

[Bigun]

heres a few things that make me wanna take the dirt nap.
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reason 1) ben affleck is still in movies

reason 2) angelina jolie is not in porn movies

reason 3) my chemical romance still has a record deal.

reason 4) the major players of the ramones arent alive to have a record deal

reason 5) paris hilton.

reason 6) everyone youve ever fucked is on myspace. and they want to add you.

reason 7) natile portman's acting in episode three.

reason 8 ) use of the word NO in episode three, the emperors scene and the vader thing.

reason 9) that remake of herbie fully reloaded. bonus points is the fact they digitally edited that lohan chicks boobs down ... and like as soon as she was plugging it on TV she was like -15 lbs.

reason 10) Theres enough idiots in the country to get bush in office twice.

ok they are more things that annoy me but im bored.

reason 11) Owen Wilson is still in movies (or alive for that matter)

reason 12) What MTV is today, enough said (what little I remember back in the 80's MTV was fairly kick-ass)

reason 13) Country

reason 14) Rap

reason 15) Hip-Hop (Rap on heroin)

reason 16) We have only two major players to elect into office

reason 17) NeXT (If you haven't seen it, thank your favorite deity right *NOW*)

reason 18) Gary Shandling had his own show for that long

reason 19) A college edukasion means nothing in comparison to knowing the right people


reason 20) The New Dukes of Hazard Movie

[gothic_spleen]

heres a few things that make me wanna take the dirt nap.
______________________________________________
reason 1) ben affleck is still in movies

reason 2) angelina jolie is not in porn movies

reason 3) my chemical romance still has a record deal.

reason 4) the major players of the ramones arent alive to have a record deal

reason 5) paris hilton.

reason 6) everyone youve ever fucked is on myspace. and they want to add you.

reason 7) natile portman's acting in episode three.

reason 8 ) use of the word NO in episode three, the emperors scene and the vader thing.

reason 9) that remake of herbie fully reloaded. bonus points is the fact they digitally edited that lohan chicks boobs down ... and like as soon as she was plugging it on TV she was like -15 lbs.

reason 10) Theres enough idiots in the country to get bush in office twice.

ok they are more things that annoy me but im bored.

reason 11) Owen Wilson is still in movies (or alive for that matter)

reason 12) What MTV is today, enough said (what little I remember back in the 80's MTV was fairly kick-ass)

reason 13) Country

reason 14) Rap

reason 15) Hip-Hop (Rap on heroin)

reason 16) We have only two major players to elect into office

reason 17) NeXT (If you haven't seen it, thank your favorite deity right *NOW*)

reason 18) Gary Shandling had his own show for that long

reason 19) A college edukasion means nothing in comparison to knowing the right people


reason 20) The New Dukes of Hazard Movie

21) jessica simpson is still in movies

[Coor]

heres a few things that make me wanna take the dirt nap.
______________________________________________
reason 1) ben affleck is still in movies

reason 2) angelina jolie is not in porn movies

reason 3) my chemical romance still has a record deal.

reason 4) the major players of the ramones arent alive to have a record deal

reason 5) paris hilton.

reason 6) everyone youve ever fucked is on myspace. and they want to add you.

reason 7) natile portman's acting in episode three.

reason 8 ) use of the word NO in episode three, the emperors scene and the vader thing.

reason 9) that remake of herbie fully reloaded. bonus points is the fact they digitally edited that lohan chicks boobs down ... and like as soon as she was plugging it on TV she was like -15 lbs.

reason 10) Theres enough idiots in the country to get bush in office twice.

ok they are more things that annoy me but im bored.

reason 11) Owen Wilson is still in movies (or alive for that matter)

reason 12) What MTV is today, enough said (what little I remember back in the 80's MTV was fairly kick-ass)

reason 13) Country

reason 14) Rap

reason 15) Hip-Hop (Rap on heroin)

reason 16) We have only two major players to elect into office

reason 17) NeXT (If you haven't seen it, thank your favorite deity right *NOW*)

reason 18) Gary Shandling had his own show for that long

reason 19) A college edukasion means nothing in comparison to knowing the right people


reason 20) The New Dukes of Hazard Movie

21) jessica simpson is still in movies

Shiiit.

The fact the that her sister did a movie...or that Ryan Cabbera...or whoever the fuck that guy is...Has 6 DVD's and the fucking Doors only have like 5....That kid has had one goddamned albm, and I can't name a single one of his songs, nor pick him out of a crowd!

That's it, now I'm depressed.

[pryjmaty]

Just remember: down the road, not across.

[junkie christ]

man id blocked out Gary Shandling completely.
let alone his show
fuck now i really wanna swallow glass with a bleach chaser.

[gothic_spleen]

man id blocked out Gary Shandling completely.
let alone his show
fuck now i really wanna swallow glass with a bleach chaser.

no no no.....the correct way is to get a mouth full of a heavy liquid....lets say oil....position a gun with a slow but powerful round right behind the mandible....bang.....from your bottom jaw up...there is now nothing

[gothic_spleen]

im doing 4 research papers due by monday....im screwed

Thank god for effexor

[Aerick Ravenheart]

I haven't gotten laid in two years, Bush is still breathing, Emo is being labeled as goth and/or punk, real goth and/or punk is being labeled as emo, stupid bitches like Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson exist...and actually have fans, I missed out on The Cramps and Gwar shows, and had to sit in nosebleed for NIN(still had fun), a gorgeous girl at work shows interest in me..yet she's only 16(she turns 17 next week), I was recently told by a girl that she thought I was gay(no offense to gays), I'm still a bit hungover from two nights ago, my head hurts, everytime I go into the chat room, it's only me, I now have a car only to find Sanctus is no more, the fact that I could keep going...but I won't. Tis enuff...=)

[junkie christ]

Just remember: down the road, not across.

not down the road
not across the street

tear out the jugular.