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If I had a penis I'd have to name it something cheesy like Harry Hungwell :sheepstrip:
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badkiity wrote:If I had a penis I'd have to name it something cheesy like Harry Hungwell :sheepstrip:


how about....long wang
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im really bad at naming things. i have a cat named william shatner and then i started calling it willie poo and now its turned into mooy moos....so if i did name mine im sure it would start out with something like "sir fucks alot" and then id probally call it fucker bucker, and then it would turn into something like bucker booky..

im really bad with names.

but i would love it thats for sure. i like penis. ;)

im reading this book about what you would do if you had one for a day. its several well known female authors telling stories about what they would do if they had one. yall should pick it up.
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tbones wrote:im really bad at naming things. i have a cat named william shatner and then i started calling it willie poo and now its turned into mooy moos....so if i did name mine im sure it would start out with something like "sir fucks alot" and then id probally call it fucker bucker, and then it would turn into something like bucker booky..

im really bad with names.

but i would love it thats for sure. i like penis. ;)

im reading this book about what you would do if you had one for a day. its several well known female authors telling stories about what they would do if they had one. yall should pick it up.


I would SO bang you if I had a penis...

I didn't write that...
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humanponygirl213 wrote:
tbones wrote:im really bad at naming things. i have a cat named william shatner and then i started calling it willie poo and now its turned into mooy moos....so if i did name mine im sure it would start out with something like "sir fucks alot" and then id probally call it fucker bucker, and then it would turn into something like bucker booky..

im really bad with names.

but i would love it thats for sure. i like penis. ;)

im reading this book about what you would do if you had one for a day. its several well known female authors telling stories about what they would do if they had one. yall should pick it up.


I would SO bang you if I had a penis...

I didn't write that...



well hurry up and grow one. im bored.
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You know, I hate to do this, but this isn't really an appropriate topic on KG.

Keep in mind that we do allow anybody over 13 in here.

Please take it to KnoxFetish.com
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