Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 6:53 pm

satanskitten wrote:So seriously what's the key to turning emotions off? I managed to hit a point Sat after LOTS of alcohol and having my heart ripped out stomped on and scooped back up that I actually was numb enough to have a tiny bit of fun. of course I was so trashed that I don't remember how I acted and probably made a complete fool of myself. anyways, this does not seem a cost effective method of killing my emotions. So should I continue with this therapy or go back on the Celexa that I'm supposed to be on anyways?

the trick isnt getting fucked up, meds, or any of the above.
its just saying fuckit this is stupid and do something else.
really.
people overcomplicate shit
ive got tons of things i think about alot that depress me from my life, everynow and then everyone needs a fifth and an empty house to scream at things that arent there. but that should be rare.
being numb isnt a bad thing.
milk it.
enjoy it. use it for an excuse to find things you want to do and go do them.
i went thru hell and back, got beat up, jailed, addicted, evicted, left for dead, had my heart ripped out, and i barely complained the whole time. rarely do i meet people that went thru the ringer as bad as i did. so i just did lots of drugs thinking it would make shit ok.then when i got clean i realized hey i dont feel shit. i havent in YEARS. i realized personal pain shouldnt be your reason for not caring, that means your taking life to fucking seriously.
you shouldnt care because this is a fucking joke.
yea life is pain, everything you have your gonna lose, and we are gonna die. we are alone.
SO WHAT. now i know the worst that can happen, fuckit.
its not like it can get any worse, might as well do whatever ya damn well please.
the trick to shutting your emotions off is realizing the only reason you have them is because you were raised being told you have em and people constantly tell ya you have em
i quit beliving in santa, i quit believing i have emotions.
simple.
i only claim to have emotions when im drunk
because im drunk.
lol.
just lighten up, find shit you enjoy, and enjoy the ride.
hope things look up, because you know they are gonna look down. pain is reality, i recommend accpeting your pain and flaws and use them to motivate you to greatness.
or at least to a damn good bar tab.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:59 pm

You make seriously valid points, sir. Espicially about relationships, thus SOMEONE finally understands why i avoid them at all costs. Well, most of the time

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:50 pm

vicious_blood wrote:
Damia_Thorne wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:Junkie, what's your opinion on having fuck buddies? Ya think it's a good thing, or a bad thing?
I personal think it's retarded, but maybe that's because I have morals and can't have sex without emotional attatchment...
Anyways, what do you think?

aren't you single and pregnant?
pleaze correct me if I'm wrong.

Um...no...

I will not say the really rude things that are going thru my head, I will not say the really rude whings that are going thru my head...

If I was wrong, I'm sorry. I just thought I remembered you posting something about having morning sickness. I would never look down on you even if you were single and pregnant. If I could have my own children, I would most likely be a single mother myself.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 3:15 am

Yeah um actually I rememebr thatt thread................not judging or anyhting but it was after Sir D's party..........and I explicitly asked you that very question...you said yes .................Dont sass Damia, she was just being concerned.......I would react the same way.
IEh whatever...Im butting out now.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 5:51 pm

I didn't sass...
And I never did say I was pregnant. I was joking, and I didn't think anyone was gonna actually take me seriously. I've always said about 99.99999% of the stuff I say is either sarcasm or a joke. And for those of you who thought I actually was, I'm sorry...but I thought you were joking, too...

Anyways, I wasn't sassing...I don't sass...I just beat the shit out of people. :mrgreen:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:10 pm

play nice kids.
ive kept this thread alive for months, i dont want it closed because of .....well...to be exact... THIS.

CHSgothbabe09 · Post by **CHSgothbabe09** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:20 pm

my head hurts.......where am i?

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:24 am

hey Junkie, I mean...errr..Bugee :-D

How long will it take Joe to kill me if I keep asking him about the gerber thing, and squeezing his squishy, puffy cheeks? They are jsut so damn cute.

Post by **Arkady** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 11:22 am

junkie christ wrote:play nice kids.
ive kept this thread alive for months, i dont want it closed because of .....well...to be exact... THIS.

Good Job

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:58 pm

CHSgothbabe09 wrote:my head hurts.......where am i?

that require a finite definition for here
do you know where here is?
do you know if you were anywhere?
if you arrive at here, how do you know?
what was the exact distance to here?
to put it in three dimensions,i perfer to think we all are somewhere between where we want to be, where we think we are, and where we where.
the fact your head hurts proves you have a definite location, now you must locate what that means........

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 5:00 pm

Coor wrote:hey Junkie, I mean...errr..Bugee

How long will it take Joe to kill me if I keep asking him about the gerber thing, and squeezing his squishy, puffy cheeks? They are jsut so damn cute.

he wont kill you over gerber baby jokes. we all make em.
but the squeezing thing, he might snap your neck quicker than a hard on from a lap dance.

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 5:59 pm

What is the dance?

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 6:35 pm

he wont kill you over gerber baby jokes. we all make em.
but the squeezing thing, he might snap your neck quicker than a hard on from a lap dance

I've survived for a few hours so far.

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 7:59 pm

passed on from my 3.5yr old daughter-

"What color is God?"

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 2:09 pm

Imp wrote:passed on from my 3.5yr old daughter-

"What color is God?"

whatever color he wants to be.
he is God after all. maybe he made his own color.......

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 3:22 pm

satanskitten wrote:So seriously what's the key to turning emotions off?

This one is simple.

Meditate for 30 minutes. Masturbate. Rinse. Repeat.

A week of that, and you'll be happy about having emotions.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:02 pm

Alright...I'm sure this has been asked before, and coming from me, I'm sure you'll get a little laugh...at least.

So, I went to the mall today, and went to the bookstore. Now while reading a birthdays book, I noticed that the "New Age" section was right across from the "Self help- Sex" section. And here was like a velvet copy of the karma Sutra. Being as because if its bindings, and its name it caught my eye. Now, I know of the reputation on the KS, but have never seen what all of the hoopla was about. Let's put it this way. I fucking do Yoga, and you body doesn't bend that way. Well, maybe it could, but *clinches* I don't want to think abot it. OK, so my question is... In India did they just but 2 people in a barrel, attach them at the pevlis, roll them down the hill, then have an Indian artist say "Hold it! Right there. Show me love! frankly, there were about 3 or 4 poses that made me go, how the hell...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 2:39 am

Coor wrote:Alright...I'm sure this has been asked before, and coming from me, I'm sure you'll get a little laugh...at least.

So, I went to the mall today, and went to the bookstore. Now while reading a birthdays book, I noticed that the "New Age" section was right across from the "Self help- Sex" section. And here was like a velvet copy of the karma Sutra. Being as because if its bindings, and its name it caught my eye. Now, I know of the reputation on the KS, but have never seen what all of the hoopla was about. Let's put it this way. I fucking do Yoga, and you body doesn't bend that way. Well, maybe it could, but *clinches* I don't want to think abot it. OK, so my question is... In India did they just but 2 people in a barrel, attach them at the pevlis, roll them down the hill, then have an Indian artist say "Hold it! Right there. Show me love! frankly, there were about 3 or 4 poses that made me go, how the hell...

your talking to someone when they owned the KS went thru it with a marker marking out page by page as much shit as possible.
the trick is joints and how to pop em outta place..........
but the KS is overhyped and a good imagination kills it

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:41 am

I could see that. However, there were a few poses and I was looking at them all upside down, sideways and shit trying to figure out how they worked. I was like, yea, I don't know if that's possiable. I used to have a friend who had a pocket copy and he would put a little smiely at the top of each page that he had sucessfully completed. It was like a mission for that guy, :lol:

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:04 pm

how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?