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Post by junkie christ »

heres a few things that make me wanna take the dirt nap.
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reason 1) ben affleck is still in movies

reason 2) angelina jolie is not in porn movies

reason 3) my chemical romance still has a record deal.

reason 4) the major players of the ramones arent alive to have a record deal

reason 5) paris hilton.

reason 6) everyone youve ever fucked is on myspace. and they want to add you.

reason 7) natile portman's acting in episode three.

reason 8 ) use of the word NO in episode three, the emperors scene and the vader thing.

reason 9) that remake of herbie fully reloaded. bonus points is the fact they digitally edited that lohan chicks boobs down ... and like as soon as she was plugging it on TV she was like -15 lbs.

reason 10) Theres enough idiots in the country to get bush in office twice.

ok they are more things that annoy me but im bored.
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Post by Damia_Thorne »

OMFG! Everyone keeps saying I look like Paris Hilton and now junkie christ hates me because of it.

I swear I'm not a bitch like her...well okay, I'm a bitch, but
I'm not a whore like her, I'm getting married soon!

but, the old men that own her stupid ass porno won't stop looking at me...

EWWWW, I wanna die!

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junkie christ wrote:Dashboard Confessional is playing and im outta Vagacil.
Ill do it.
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im sooo sorry. <3



WAAAAAAhh my pussy hurts!!!!!! :cry:

*busting out a window in the sun sphere shouting "We'll no I'm not a porn star, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night" SPLAT * :microwave:
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Right now I'm laughing so hard at this thread I can't even think of anything depressing. I'M SUCH A FAILURE! :cry: I'm going to go sit in the dark and cut myself...* SOB *
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Im crying.....My friends just told me that floresent clear isnt a color....damnit....its my favorite color.....my world is over....*steps into traffic at paper mill rd. during rush our*
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someone on teevee told me to!
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I still have 42 more bands to find in that thread russo posted. Wah. Wah.
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I had a 2 year old puke on my today...twice.
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I had a prostate/colon checkup today, and the doctor is best friends with my parents....god his finger was huge......I feel so violated....yet turned on...eewww....BANG!!
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1) I just found out my dog gets laid more than I do 2) Im a 23 year old Virgin, who has been in college for six years and has yet to graduate from a four year school! 3) Bush is still in office :shock: 4) Cheyney is still alive :shock: 5)Cheyney is now my boss :cry: 6)And my final rant......these god damned southern bible toting, righteous, bastards who think they are better than us. Sry I have had a bad day in this little town, and would really like to use a GUN right now, and the GUN wouldnt be for me. I can see it on the news.....little town of athens wiped out when crazed goth looses his marbles.
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I don't really need to kill myself right now, because the enemies in RE4's pro mode are making me dead for me.
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ok, im back at college....in kentucky....i am the only student from my original class. I am so alone....ibe been in a four year school for 7 years.....bang
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gothic_spleen wrote:ok, im back at college....in kentucky....i am the only student from my original class. I am so alone....ibe been in a four year school for 7 years.....bang


All you really had to say was..."I'm in Kentucky."...and we all would have taken your life for you.
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vicious_blood wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:ok, im back at college....in kentucky....i am the only student from my original class. I am so alone....ibe been in a four year school for 7 years.....bang


All you really had to say was..."I'm in Kentucky."...and we all would have taken your life for you.
yea.....i went from living with my parents in athens to being all alone way the hell up here. whyyyyyyyy?
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I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth and paint the wall with my brains if I were Brian Peppers.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
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Zeo wrote:I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth and paint the wall with my brains if I were Brian Peppers.

I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in your mouth and paint the wall with your brains if you were Brian Peppers.
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B_Ko wrote:
Zeo wrote:I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth and paint the wall with my brains if I were Brian Peppers.

I would totally stick the barrel of a shotgun in your mouth and paint the wall with your brains if you were Brian Peppers.


And I would do the same for you if you were Brian Peppers! :D
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I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, we're a pepper
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper
If you drink Dr. Pepper you're a pepper too!
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ruptured disk,pinched nerve


I'll take away my wife's anti psycotic drugs and wait
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first week of class. I am a political sci. major, and a criminal justice major. 18 credit hrs. all 300- 400 level. Tonight I have to read a shit load of john locke.......*douses books and self with petro* any one got a light? :roll:
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